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  • #1

    I just had a dream...

    ...about Hillary Clinton. We were at some sort of park or fair and she kept trying to convince me, very subtly, how cool she was. But at the end I just flat out told her I wasn't going to vote for her. She was heartbroken.

    But ****, I do not want to dream about Hillary Clinton.

    I'm on vacation. I'm going to go downstairs, make myself some breakfast, and try to forget about it all.

    *shudder*
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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  • #2
    That's not a dream, it's more like a nightmare.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Was she naked?
      "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
      "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
      "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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      • #4
        ...that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          Wow Lori! You are like the dream-lord and totally told her off!

          Spec.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #6
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kontiki
              Was she naked?
              I can only picture Tassi's avatar when I think about her.
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              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                smash dreams and kill them!
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Okay Poly. Lorizael doesn't go back to work until November 5th. What's he supposed to do with all that vacation time?
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                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #10
                    Masterbation?


                    *thats my answer to anything*

                    Spec.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #11
                      Oh oh! I know! Watch Alladin 2!



                      Spec.
                      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                      • #12
                        No. Even I cannot be reduced to that.
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                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • #13
                          Troll AAHZ.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lorizael
                            Okay Poly. Lorizael doesn't go back to work until November 5th. What's he supposed to do with all that vacation time?
                            Now there is a problem I'd like to have...

                            -Arrian
                            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                            • #15
                              Hey, I haven't taken a vacation this long in like two and a half years.

                              Of course, I told my father that and he told me he hadn't taken a vacation longer than a week in thirty five years.
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                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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