Genie

[Lorizael]

For reasons that elude me, I just watched Aladdin. Haven't seen that movie in years. wtg Robin Williams.

[Spec]

Because you are on vacation and have nothing better to do?

Spec.

[Lorizael]

That might be it. Perhaps I should dress myself.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Spec
Its easy. And I would want want one, and only one wish.

To have the power to do what ever I want.

You know, anything. Appear on pluto and take a walk.

Make George Bush and Ossama appear in the same room, locked in, while its live on every TV station in the world without them knowing. I bet we would learn a whole lots of fun brotherhood stories.

I'd be dictator of the world with Poly as my consulting chamber.

I'd make Dis the new Heffner.

I'd make Pekka have his own live TV show: "The world according to Pekka: UNCENSORED"

I'd make Japher's dream come true and have him marry Tiamat

I'd make AAHZ take his medication.

I'd prove to Nickolai that there is no god, and that he is his own god.

I'd make Lorizael judge of all judges.

I'd make Kidicious wake up and smell the coffee.

I'd give Cort Haus his own Music show.

I'd make Asher permanantly live in Quebec city

I'd give Wezil his youth back so he could yet again endure a hang-over.

I'd make Fez dissappear.

I'd make KH get off his high horse.

I'd make all cars Hydrogen fueled, starting with DanS's car.

I'd give Tiamat a real reason to complain.

I'd give LS the capacity to havbe content in his posts.

And I'd do much much more good

Spec.

[Straybow]

Originally posted by Spec
Its easy. And I would want want one, and only one wish.

To have the power to do what ever I want.

Don't you guys know anything?

A genie can't give you more power that it has itself, nor will it suffer your foolish requests. Your wish would be granted by turning you into a Terri Schiavo, and you would then have the power to do anything you want.