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If a genie offered you three wishes, what would you wish for?
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1) I'd wish that I could wish for more wishes.
2) I'd wish that I could have those wishes granted without the middleman.
3) I'd wish for more wishes.
4) I'd wish the genie free from his/her curse of granting wishes.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut. -
Against the rules.Originally posted by DRoseDARs
1) I'd wish that I could wish for more wishes.
3) I'd wish for more wishes.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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He did not say that.
1. Immorality in a state of perfect health, till I choose to end my own life.
2. A bag which I can reach into and pull out any precious metal or mineral I want, i.e. gold, diamonds, platinum etc.
3. Super speed!Comment
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1. The ability to alter reality so as to fit any sentence I speak aloud that follows me saying, "REALITY IS," and precedes me saying, "THAT IS REALITY."
2. Egg salad.
3. Manageable hair.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Health, food and shelter.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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1. beer
2. steak
3. "frog" smileyBlahComment
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1. 4 Billion Euros on a private account which don´t cause me any problem with taxes and on which I have full access
2. Health including the fixing of all my existing health problems
3. Having no problems with any ciriminals during my whole life (for example because of the money I got trough wish 1.
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Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Originally posted by BeBro
1. beer
2. steak
3. "frog" smiley
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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1. Banana
2. Another banana
3. Take the banana peels to the garbage bin!
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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1) Godlike powers.
That's all, i'm not greedy.Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.Comment
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Even if it comes with the itty-bitty living space?Originally posted by Lazerus
1) Godlike powers.
That's all, i'm not greedy.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Did you mean for there to be a t in there, or are you thinking puppy-stomping or something?Originally posted by Vesayen
1. Immorality in a state of perfect health, till I choose to end my own life.Comment
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1) mod powers on apolytonComment
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I'd wish for world peace
I'd wish for money
I'd wish for sanityComment
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