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    Short story: Comcast pissed off some 75 year old lady, then she went for revenge

    Shaw storms in the company's office. BAM! She whacks the keyboard of the customer service rep. BAM! Down goes the monitor. BAM! She totals the telephone. People scatter, scream, cops show up, and what does she do? POW! A parting shot to the phone!






    Maybe I should try that with my ISP, maybe that would get them to fix their problem they keep blaming me for


    ...or maybe not
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    They should have tased her.
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    • #3
      Couldn't have happened to a better company.
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      • #4
        Can't touch this!
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        • #5
          So, after stewing over it all weekend, on the following Monday, she went downstairs, got Don's claw hammer and said, "C'mon, honey, we're going to Comcast."
          Did you try to stop her, Mr. Shaw?
          "Oh no, no," he says.
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          • #6
            No, it won't help you with your ISP. It will help you find a new ISP, though.
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            • #7
              Well, my ISP is located in the other part of DK anway, too far for me to go, just to teach them a lesson
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