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    UNIONDALE, N.Y. - Police say a crazed attacker broke into a man's home in Uniondale New York, beat him with a karaoke machine and bit off his ear.

    Nassau County police officer Mary Verna says doctors were unable to reattach the victim's ear, but that his injuries are not considered life threatening.

    Police say the 64-year-old man tried to defend himself with a vacuum cleaner hose as he was punched and kicked in the head and face, beaten with karaoke machine, and bitten.

    Police say the 27 year old attacker chose his victim at random and was found crouching in the hallway of the home when they arrived Thursday.

    Luis Hidalgo, also of Uniondale, has pleaded not guilty to charges of burglary and assault.




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    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?! *munch, munch*
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      Some days it just sucks.
      "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
      "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
      "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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      • #4
        Karaoke is big here. Often do I want to beat them with their machine. Then again, every so often one is a prodigy!
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        • #5
          At least he didn't beat himself with the karaoke machine despite obvious temptation.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lancer
            Karaoke is big here. Often do I want to beat them with their machine. Then again, every so often one is a prodigy!
            This one was terrific!
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            • #7
              Yeah I missed that! I was shopping with Dolores or something. You've mentioned her before, must have been good.
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              • #8
                Is she single?
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