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  • Final observations

    Some observations before I leave this place for good:
    • The mods on this site are quite good, even if there's only one. The administration on the other hand, needs to lay off the Polycasts. I am starting to think they are serious about those
    • Some of you...particularly the physicists, need to stop pushing your agenda on everyone else. Do you live in a kitchen? The real world is larger than you will ever be. Just because you know equations does not mean that you are doing anyone good by pissing all over them when they are already down.
    • Some of you respect women way too much. I know this because anytime I referenced my fatty girlfriend, everyone kept calling me a douche bag. I think the reality, and I would know, is that she needed to lose some pounds and in no way resembled the "hourglass" shape women naturally should have (learned that in anthropology 101 a few years back). Don't be afraid to call a girl out on her weight if it makes you happy. Repressed feelings are never good, whether they are about latent homosexuality or the hourglass shape thing.
    • Windows Vista is just a piece of unadulterated crap. I have tried installing it, and let me tell you now I want to rip my eyes out and shove them up my ex-girlfriend's ass. Admittedly I was upgrading an existing XP install. Doesn't matter. It's just a waste of money, get it out of here, three strikes.
    • I want to see the look on the atheists' (Lorizael, Mr Fun, Laz, Nikolai, etc) faces when they realize they will die one day. I mean, really, you aren't immortal, has anyone told you this? Get over yourselves, out of my face and study a biology textbook. It will tell you that you've got maybe 80 years to live, or 120 if you're unlucky. Just because you are a physicist or were a Jew once or whatever does not make you immortal.


    Farewell, real life beckons

  • #2
    Goddammit, I am not an atheist! How many ****ing times do I have tell you people this? Sheesh.

    Oh *blink blink* you're leaving? Er, bye.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3


      JM
      Jon Miller-
      I AM.CANADIAN
      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lorizael
        Goddammit, I am not an atheist! How many ****ing times do I have tell you people this? Sheesh.

        Oh *blink blink* you're leaving? Er, bye.
        I'll take your spot.

        Do I get another 80 years?
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          He's just upset that he's never gotten to guest co-host on PolyCast is all...
          PolyCast Co-Host, Owner and Producer: entertaining | informing civ
          >> PolyCast (Civ strategy), ModCast (Civ modding), TurnCast (Civ multiplay); One More Turn Dramedy

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          • #6
            Asher is tired of maintaining both identities since he's come back

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            • #7
              fat girlfriends

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              • #8
                Unbelievable!

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                • #9
                  Nikolai isn't an atheist. Lorizael is though.
                  See how they lie?
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    oh and hourglass shape

                    What is your shape? I'm willing to guess apple. maybe it's your avatar that makes me think that.

                    hourglass shapes are just impossible to achieve for many women. Blame genetics (or god if you want to go that route)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dis
                      fat girlfriends
                      They make this rockin' world go round!
                      Unbelievable!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lorizael
                        Goddammit, I am not an atheist! How many ****ing times do I have tell you people this? Sheesh.

                        Oh *blink blink* you're leaving? Er, bye.
                        put it in your sig . I can't keep track of who is a god fearer and who is a god hater.

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                        • #13
                          Come on Wiglaf. We need an encore post.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            oooh you gonna take me home tonight.
                            oooh, down beside that red firelight;
                            oooh you gonna let it all hang out.
                            Fat bottomed girls,
                            You make the rockin' world go round.

                            Hey
                            I was just a skinny lad
                            Never knew no good from bad,
                            But I knew love before I left my nursery,
                            Left alone with big fat Fanny,
                            She was such a naughty nanny!
                            Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
                            Hey, hey!

                            I've been singing with my band
                            Across the wire, across the land,
                            I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
                            But their beauty and their style
                            Wear kind of smooth after a while.
                            Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

                            (C'mon)
                            Oh won't you take me home tonight?
                            Oh down beside your red firelight,
                            Oh and you give it all you got
                            Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
                            Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

                            Hey listen here,
                            Now I got mortgages on homes
                            I got stiffness in my bones
                            Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
                            Oh, but I still get my pleasure
                            Still got my greatest treasure.
                            Heap big woman you done made a big man out-of me!
                            Now get this!

                            Oh, (i know),you gonna take me home tonight (please)
                            oh, down beside that red firelight
                            Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
                            Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round *(yeah)*
                            Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
                            GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

                            Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
                            Fat bottomed girls
                            Yeah yeah yeah
                            all right
                            ride 'em cowboy
                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #15
                              never understood that queen song. wasn't he gay?

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