In the mood for love

[Wezil]

CALGARY - Alberto the moose is on the loose.

But while he's big and likely amorous, he's not considered dangerous. Alberto is a resident of the Calgary Zoo's "ranch" about 10 kilometres south of the city. It's believed that he broke down a gate overnight on Sept. 24 and hasn't been seen since.

"The autumn is the rutting season for moose ... and the males become quite persistent in seeking out breeding females," said curator Bob Peel.

"Calgarians may be quite surprised to learn that it is not uncommon for wild moose to live in the area surrounding the city and we believe our bull was attracted by a wild female in the area."

The zoo maintains that Alberto poses no public danger. But with hunting season fast approaching, the public may pose some danger to Alberto.

The zoo issued a public service announcement Friday for help in locating Alberto, who wears a white tag on his right ear.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/10/05/4553711-cp.html

That is definitely NOT safe sex.

[SlowwHand]

Moose are pretty horny.

[Wezil]

This guy is stylish. He wears an earring.

[SlowwHand]

He be stylin'. Dem sistuh moose bettuh be watchin'.

[Elok]

Is it the left ear or the right ear that's supposed to signify you're gay if you put an earring in it?

[Wezil]

Are you asking if this is a horny gay moose?

[Seeker]

Now THATS dangerous...

[Aeson]

Are you just searching Google for "Canada Moose" and posting everything you find?

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Aeson
Are you just searching Google for "Canada Moose" and posting everything you find?

It seems that way.

Lots of moose = lots of moose stories.

[Omni Rex Draconis]

It gets worse. Not only does Wezil have a horny gay moose fixation, but Fark is getting it too.

But that one was just about some wussy American moose that thinks it is a cow.

[Wezil]

[SlowwHand]

'm in the mood for love simply because you're near me
Funny but when you're near me, I'm in the mood for love.
Heaven is in your eyes, bright as the stars we're under,
Oh, is it any wonder, I'm in the mood for love.
Why stop to think of whether this little dream might fade,
We´ve put our hearts together - now we are one, I'm not afraid.
If there's a cloud above, if it should rain, we'll let it.
But for tonight forget it, I'm in the mood for love.

[Winston]

The zoo maintains that Alberto poses no public danger.

Of course he doesn't. A moose is a tiny little creature that darts across the floor and eats cheese. It's perfectly harmless if you keep your distance and don't wear casein.

[Wezil]

It's a common myth that moose like cheese.

[Straybow]

Originally posted by Elok
Is it the left ear or the right ear that's supposed to signify you're gay if you put an earring in it?

Hey, dude, that's a two-legs thing. Besides, did Alberto want the earring? I think not. It was forced upon him by the pink-skins.