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  • Which one of you is Kim Jong Il?

    Ming should check IPs!



    AP
    Kim Jong Il: I'm an Internet Expert
    Friday October 5, 8:35 am ET
    Report: NKorean Leader Kim Jong Il Calls Himself 'Internet Expert'

    SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Il called himself an "Internet expert" during summit talks with South Korea's president this week, a news report said Friday.

    The reclusive leader made the remark after South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun asked that South Korean companies operating at an industrial park in the North Korean city of Kaesong be allowed to use the Internet, Yonhap news agency reported, without citing any source.

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    "I'm an Internet expert too. It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired," Kim told Roh, according to Yonhap.

    "If that problem is addressed, there is no reason not to open" the Internet, Kim said.

    This week's summit -- the second-ever such meeting between the two Koreas -- produced a wide-ranging reconciliation pact that calls for establishing a new special economic zone in North Korea and expanding the Kaesong factory park.

    North Korea is one of the world's most closed nations, with the totalitarian regime tightly controlling outside information and tolerating no dissent. Radios and TV sets in North Korea can only receive state broadcasts and ordinary people are banned from using mobile phones, let alone the Internet.

    However, the country's ruling elite appear to have regular access to outside information.

    Kim reportedly asked former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright for her e-mail address when she visited Pyongyang in 2000. A North Korean general cracked a joke about President Bush during high-level military talks with the South earlier this year, saying he read it on the Internet.

    The North's leader is also a big fan of South Korean movies and TV dramas, and Roh gave him a bookcase of South Korean DVDs as a gift this week.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

  • #2
    All hail our glorious leader. May his devotion to Juche ideology smash the enemies of the people.

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    • #3
      "I'm an Internet expert too"
      I hope he's enough of an expert to never again put his finger in the power outlet.

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      • #4
        Do they still use big trucks in North Korea, instead of tubes?

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        • #5
          Hey, I once overheard this at work:

          "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a chevy loaded down with data tapes."
          "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
          -Joan Robinson

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          • #6
            Hey, didn't Dis just say he had to leave for a few days?
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
              Do they still use big trucks in North Korea, instead of tubes?
              Who was that yoyo in the Senate who wanted the military to have its own Internet because the "tubes" of the regular Internet were being filled up by too many civilian messages?

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              • #8
                Yes, it's me.

                MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
                B♭3

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zkribbler


                  Who was that yoyo in the Senate who wanted the military to have its own Internet because the "tubes" of the regular Internet were being filled up by too many civilian messages?
                  Ted Stevens.
                  B♭3

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