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    Dr. Phil and the Dictator of Belarus are one and the same.

    So, I'm sittin' here, drinking a little and watching sum Dr. Phil and reading wikipedia article about Lukashenko When I realize that they are infact the same people. Now, you might ask, hows does one come to that conclusion? Simple. They aare both horrible people who prey on the weak will of stay at homes moms. By gaining the trust and love oft the American people Dr. Philshenko will eventually run for President of America and proseed to rule with an iron fist.



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    I think you are on to something here.
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    • #3
      Wrong-o, buddy. When Oprah says Dr. Phil is OK, then Dr. Phil is OK. You dare not defy the will of Oprah!
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      • #4
        I once flew low and buzzed Oprah's house in a Cessna. The security guard actually got in his little golf cart and tried to drive after the plane. What exactly did that idiot think he could do to an airplane?
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        • #5
          Dr Phil is a hack, he shouldn't be even be called a doctor.
          In da butt.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pekka
            Dr Phil is a hack, he shouldn't be even be called a doctor.
            Why?


            And he doesn't look like that guy.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Oerdin
              I once flew low and buzzed Oprah's house in a Cessna. The security guard actually got in his little golf cart and tried to drive after the plane. What exactly did that idiot think he could do to an airplane?
              Do you peep into people's windows too?
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              • #8
                No, just buzzed her house.
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                • #9
                  I actually don't remember posting this thread.

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                  • #10
                    Which means that you, sir, are a liar.

                    So, I'm sittin' here, drinking a little
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                    • #11
                      I'm amazed, really. I can barely manage to insert images while sober. Drunk, I'd have no chance.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Dr. Phil and the Dictator of Belarus are one and the same.

                        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                        So, I'm sittin' here, drinking a little and watching sum Dr. Phil and reading wikipedia article about Lukashenko


                        By gaining the trust and love oft the American people Dr. Philshenko will eventually run for President of America and proseed to rule with an iron fist.

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                        • #13
                          i'll bet you've never seen them in the same room together
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                          • #14
                            I think the real question here is, which of these two people is worse?

                            I vote Dr. Phil since he affects people worldwide, like AIDS.

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