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    Orangutan mugs tourist in Malaysia

    By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS





    KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malysian official says an orangutan at a wildlife sanctuary mugged a French tourist for her backpack, leaving the woman bruised and scratched.

    Wilfred Landong, chief park warden of Malaysia's Sarawak state, says Odile Nordon, 24, was taking photographs of Delima, a female orangutan in Malaysia's Semenggoh Wildlife Centre on Sunday, when the animal grabbed at the backpack.

    They fought briefly over the bag, with Delima ripping Nordon's pants.

    Ladong says Nordon had scratches and bruises on her knees and thighs.

    Park rangers gave her medical treatment.

    Nordon, who managed to keep her backpack, told the New Straits Times newspaper she thought orangutans were friendly, cuddly creatures.

    "It's a painful lesson to find out the truth," the newspaper quoted Nordon saying.

    Landong said the park considered what happened to be "an accident."

    "We are not faulting anyone," he said.

    "But we remind tourists that they should not go too near the orangutans."

    Orangutans are native to the forests of Malaysia and Indonesia. They have a shaggy, reddish-brown coat, long arms and no tail. The wildlife centre has several signs warning visitors to walk away if orangutans approach them because the animals tend to grab at humans and objects, Landong said.




    Time for some OT justice. What does the insensitive ape deserve?

    Please, no comments on the use of "monkey" and "ape". If my interchanging is not appro then just let it go.

    The important thing here is that this agression not go unchecked.

    edit: Perhaps a kindly mod would fix the typo in the title.....
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    We need :

    - Thread title in the preview new thread

    facility.

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    • #3
      Wezil, have you not read Terry Pratchett?

      I suspect the tourist called the orangutan a 'monkey' and paid the price.

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      • #4
        Nordon, who managed to keep her backpack, told the New Straits Times newspaper she thought orangutans were friendly, cuddly creatures.

        "It's a painful lesson to find out the truth," the newspaper quoted Nordon saying.


        Goddamned liberal day-dreamer. I say throw her back in there with a backpack full of bananas.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cort Haus
          We need :

          - Thread title in the preview new thread

          facility.
          I know. I'm so

          Wezil, have you not read Terry Pratchett?

          I suspect the tourist called the orangutan a 'monkey' and paid the price.


          No I haven't, but that's
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            The monkey should have been pistol whipped, Texan-style.
            "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
            "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
            "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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            • #7
              Tie him up and let a bunch of humans throw their feces at him.

              Either that or send him to sensitivity training.
              EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid Man

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Shrapnel12
                Tie him up and let a bunch of humans throw their feces at him.


                Either that or send him to sensitivity training.
                Those classes are full of apes already.
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  Monkey!!!
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    Yep. We all know who hired the contract monkey.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Sorry Japher. This should have been your thread
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Japher
                        Monkey!!!
                        Don't ever call an orangutan this around the Librarian of the Unseen University.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Wezil
                          Sorry Japher. This should have been your thread
                          Nope. I try not to bring attention to my productive minions, less someone is lead on to my little plan.
                          Monkey!!!

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