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    LONDON (AFP) - Foreign students visiting Britain are to be educated in the etiquette of queuing for buses, after local users complained about them not observing the conventions of standing in line.

    Southern Vectis, which operates buses on the Isle of Wight, off England's south coast, said it was to contact local language schools following several complaints about the behaviour of young students over the summer months.

    "On the Isle of Wight we get lots of foreign language students staying with families," said operations manager March Morgan Huws.

    "In their cultures, they do not queue for buses where they live and there is a scrum every time a bus turns up, while in British culture there is a nice orderly queue.

    "We have had quite a few complaints from residents who queue up in an orderly fashion then all those foreign students push past them.

    "What we have said is that we will work with the language schools to provide some instructions on the etiquette of queuing. We won't be marching the students up and down showing them how to queue, we will just leave it up to the group leaders to pass on the information."

    Orderly queuing -- as seen during the recent Northern Rock banking crisis -- is seen as a quintessentially British convention. One social anthropologist believes Britons are even capable of forming one-person queues at bus stops.

    But while queue-barging normally leads to tutting, muttered complaints and shuffling to close the gap on anyone looking to barge ahead, most people are too polite to directly confront a transgressor.


    What I find funny is that whenever I try and get on a bus, it ain't the foreigners who are the problem. It's all the old people who barge you out the way.

    That said, the concept of a queue has always been fairly Anglo-Saxon - which is probably why I have never observed Frenchmen being able to understand the concept.
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    "One social anthropologist believes Britons are even capable of forming one-person queues at bus stops."

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    • #3
      Well, it can't be the Russians. Some of us were brought up believeing that they spent their whole lives queueing.

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      • #4
        No, it's the asians. I've experienced the FOB mob mentality that only comes from living in countries that do not understand the idea of personal space.

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        • #5
          Comparing this to what i've heard about ski resorts in Europe (where apparently nobody lines up for the ski lifts properly), this is very amusing...
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          • #6
            Well here we do often queue, but queues can get tense as old women charge past everyone, as people who only have a question for the person servicing the queue (such as "where do I buy the forms we queue to submit") charge past everyone, as idiots charge past everyone for fun and profit and (the most annoying custom of all!) someone "lets" someone in front of themselves (of course, without asking for consent from the rest of the queue).

            We're not as polite as the Britsh so things can and do get heated up and often physical.

            Therefore I suggest the guy who invented those things where you get a ticket from a machine and then wait for the number to appear on the display for the Nobel Peace prize

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            • #7
              OK, we normally don't queue for transportation and I see that this thread is about buses. But I had to vent, I just spent an hour in a bank. A calm hour, thanks to the aforementioned machine

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