So I've been watching soft porn movies on cable for their comedic value

[Dis]

not that other reason. not that soft porn does anything for me. I'm am simply marvelled at the bad acting. Makes me think you really have to try to act that bad. simply a work of art.

you find interesting things on cable at 4 AM. happen to stumble upon a scene about ****ing chickens. had to look that one up. Turns out it was a cheesy Rob Zombie horror movie, and I thought it was a comedy. Hilarious scene.

[Jon Miller]

Stop watching (or fantasizing) about hardcore stuff and the softcore stuff will work just fine.

JM

[Lorizael]

Dis, get a job.

[Zevico]

Stop watching (or fantasizing) about hardcore stuff and the softcore stuff will work just fine.

Thank you for your remarkable insight into your psyche. Truly, your cromulent remark embiggens us all.

[Winston]

I've always thought that making porn must be extremely diffcult if it's soft..

[Wezil]

Isn't it just the hardcore version with more edits?

[Ninot]

Hey, when JM gives advice on how to get off, I listen baby!

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Wezil
Isn't it just the hardcore version with more edits?

Not really Many produce at the same time a hardcore and a softcore version, not really reusing the hardcore scenes. Softcore porn, from the viewing point of the camera, is a much harder task if you don't want to have many cuts (which is what you'd get if you simply edit the hardcore version).

[Wezil]

Gotcha.

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Wezil
Gotcha.

I admit, I'm a porn director.
No, actually I only have to admit I watched too much ofLilo Wanders's Wa(h)re Liebe (do me a favor and google his/her pictures).

[C0ckney]

Originally posted by Wernazuma III
I admit, I'm a porn director.

i wanted to have 'adult film maker' on my business cards. the firm refused, however.

[BlackCat]

You should try german lederhosen porn - it's soft, the story is idiotic and the dialogue plain hilarious - you though have to learn german to get the fun

It's fun because the dialogue is so utterly toecurling.

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Wernazuma III


I admit, I'm a porn director.
No, actually I only have to admit I watched too much ofLilo Wanders's Wa(h)re Liebe (do me a favor and google his/her pictures).

I realised after posting there may be an issue with my slang...

I meant to say "I understand. Thank you."

but since you've exposed yourself so to speak...

I'll google.

[Wezil]

That was nasty a trick.

[Wernazuma III]