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  • #1

    My neighbours are at it again

    Every friday they drink and get wasted. It seems to me they won't even go to a bar. Anyway, I tolerate partying on the weekends especially, but this is ridiculous and always has been. They always fight at the end of the night, it's almost 5AM and they're still shouting at each other.

    I'm basically pissed off. The reason I don't want to go and knock on their door is because I'm just too angry right now. But then I remembered... this is my last weekend here and then I'm moving so... the last day, I should drop a present or do some fairwell gift for them. Any ideas? Throwing poo inside their house through the "mail hole" seems kind of standard and also boring.

    Suggestions?
    In da butt.
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  • #2
    Just leave them behind.
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    • #3
      I will, but I will also pay back for some of their wild nights
      In da butt.
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      • #4
        Re: My neighbours are at it again

        Originally posted by Pekka
        Throwing poo inside their house through the "mail hole" seems kind of standard and also boring.

        Suggestions?
        I'm not sure what standard is, but that's funny.

        I have neighbors like that too. I don't have any suggestions though, sorry.
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        • #5
          Do they park park their cars in a garage?
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          • #6
            Re: My neighbours are at it again

            Originally posted by Pekka
            Throwing poo inside their house through the "mail hole" seems kind of standard and also boring.

            Suggestions?
            Vaseline (petroleum jelly?) on the door handle.
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            • #7
              will, I'm poor, I don't live in that kind of area. We don't have garages in this area.

              Vaseline on the door handle, what does that do? I mean...does it get slippery or what?
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pekka
                Vaseline on the door handle, what does that do? I mean...does it get slippery or what?
                Yes, it is slippery and the "victim" doesn't really know what it is (the mind races...) meanwhile it is completely harmless.

                I had a particularly awful neighbour once that had to go. I knew he suffered OCD and germs was his thing. I slicked up his handle once and he was gone end of the month. I felt bad having to do it, but I was left with no option.
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  I always get more **** in the mail than I know what to do with.
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                  • #10
                    I keep a recycling box right below the mailbox. Saves hauling the **** inside.
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                    • #11
                      Turn a skunk loose in the vent.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Wezil, that seems appropriate. Not too harsh, but still something. not like dropping condoms to their mail... and I woudl have prepared the condoms by sticking little holes in them with a pin, so you know, baby time

                        And once that baby gets born, I'll call the cops and social workers that they user drugs all the time and are violent and fighting.

                        We'll see who's laughing then.
                        In da butt.
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                        • #13
                          You are one sick puppy.
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                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            YEs but that was only theory, I wouldn't do that to someone.... and you know, after 10 years of that kid being in social worker circles and foster homes and everything, I'd send a letter to the parents and tell them what I did.

                            Except I would identify as my then current enemy. Make them fight. Sure, I could even go and film if secretly, give it to cops. Throw both of their asses in jail.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              He's talking to you, Pekkka.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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