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    LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response.

    One of two court filings from “God” came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

    “This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!” Friend said.

    State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

    Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he’s trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.


    Not so, says “God.” His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

    It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

    “I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,” according to the response, as read by Friend.

    There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

    A second response from “God” disputing Chambers’ allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.

    Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.


    link (with picture): http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...515309-ap.html

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    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    I didn't know God had any lawyers on call. I thought they all ended up in the bad place.
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #3
      Devil's Advocate.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        God don't need no lawyers.

        He's got lightning bolts.

        or, if He's in a good mood: "Poof, I'll make you winkie wilt!"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wezil
          Devil's Advocate.
          Yes, that's what I meant. You all end up in hell.
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zkribbler
            God don't need no lawyers.

            He's got lightning bolts.

            or, if He's in a good mood: "Poof, I'll make you winkie wilt!"
            I'd rather catch him in a bad mood!
            EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid Man

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