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    'Scores ill in Peru 'meteor crash'

    Hundreds of people in Peru have needed treatment after an object from space - said to be a meteorite - plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say.

    They say the object left a deep crater after crashing down over the weekend near the town of Carancas in the Andes.

    People who visited the scene have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea after inhaling gases. [...]
    We all know what that means. First they get sick and vomit. Then they develop a severe skin problem and start eating brains and body parts...
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  • #2
    The Panama Canal was really just build to keep the crazy South American zombies away
    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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    • #3
      I read that yesterday and thought the same thing... or body snatchers.

      But, never fear, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

      Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Patroklos
        The Panama Canal was really just build to keep the crazy South American zombies away
        What a retarded move, considering zombies can walk underwater.
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        • #5
          Mila will take care of it.

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          • #6
            What a retarded move, considering zombies can walk underwater.
            Ahhhh, but can they climb 45 foot sheer walls???
            "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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            • #7
              They can walk along the coastline.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Japher
                But, never fear, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

                Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
                Is it just me, or are there several of these days a year?
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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                • #9
                  They can walk along the coastline.
                  The fishies will eat them

                  "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                  • #10
                    Don't be such an idiot. Zombies can even hold their own against sharks.
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                    • #11
                      Or make them zombie sharks with a little nibble.

                      Killer zombe carp!
                      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                      • #12
                        Don't misquote me please.
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                        • #13
                          Don't misquote me please.
                          I like the edit tool as well
                          "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                          • #14
                            I have a screenie that proves you misquoted me.
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                            • #15
                              Sure you do. Labeled DanS.
                              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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