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    BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP) - Hidden among the porcelain fox hounds and Burberry tablecloths on sale on EBay this week was an unusual item: "For sale: Belgium, a kingdom in three parts ... free premium: the king and his court (costs not included)."

    The odd ad was posted by one disgruntled Belgian in protest at his country's political crisis, which reached a 100-day landmark Tuesday with no end in sight to the squabbling between Flemish and Walloon politicians.

    "I wanted to attract attention," said Gerrit Six, the teacher and former journalist who posted the ad. "You almost have to throw a rock through a window to get attention for Belgium."

    Six placed the advertisement Saturday, offering free delivery, but pointing out that the country was coming secondhand and that potential buyers would have to take on over $300 billion in national debt.

    Like many of Belgium's 10 million citizens, Six is exasperated that the power struggle between the country's French-speaking and Dutch-speaking political parties has left Belgium in political limbo since June 10 elections.

    Demands for more autonomy from the Dutch-speaking Flemish are resisted by the French-speaking Walloons, making it impossible to form a government coalition and triggering concern the kingdom is on the verge of a breakup.

    Six decided to vent his frustration through the Internet ad.

    "My proposal was to make it clear that Belgium was valuable, it's a masterpiece and we have to keep it," he told Associated Press Television News. "It's my country and I'm taking care of it, and with me are millions of Belgians."

    Six' idea got a mixed reaction on the streets of Brussels.

    "Very funny, typical Belgian humour," said Anne Graux. "It's ridiculous," snapped Nathalie Ginot, a Brussels resident who had her own pragmatic solution to Belgium's woes. "We think it would be good to split Belgium into the three and make Brussels a tax-haven, a capital exempt from all taxes," she said hopefully.

    Six vaunted Belgium's attractions to potential buyers from art nouveau architecture to the headquarters of NATO and the European Union and some great beers. But he also warned of the pitfalls of taking on the cacophonous mix of Flemish nationalists, Walloon Socialists and the mayors of all 19 Brussels' boroughs.

    EBay was happy to take Six' advertisement.

    "It was a really fun listing made by a Belgian," Peter Burin, PR manager of EBay Belgium. "This person, in a very funny way, reminded the Belgians what a great country Belgium actually is and it would be a shame to sell it."

    However, the company decided to pull the ad Tuesday after receiving a bid of $14 million.

    "We decided to take it down, just to avoid confusion," he told APTN.


    I'll toss a couple dollars into the pot.
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  • #2
    Belgium? Never heard of it.
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      I'm thinking we could turn it into a resort. Perhaps even a theme park...
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Should we take up a collection?


        To enable Solver to also become a co-owner?

        Worth a try, I suppose.

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        • #5
          Killed it!

          And I've just been offered the position of Belgian consul.

          I guess you can't win them all..

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Japher
            Belgium? Never heard of it.
            Super good waffles.

            They used to have a really good Congo as well...but they got careless and lost it.

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            • #7
              Its full of Belgians, squatters mostly. I'd have that dealt with before the closing.
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              • #8
                It might cost a bit of $$ to send out 10 million eviction notices.
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  Didn't the Germans show an interest a couple times in the past? You would think after all the fuss they would make an offer.
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                  • #10
                    We'll get them to enforce the eviction orders.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Japher
                      Belgium? Never heard of it.
                      It's a whole nother country.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kidicious


                        It's a whole nother country.
                        There are countries other than America?

                        (Oops! I forgot that I'm not suposed to mention the fact that all goverments are secretly controled by Bush. Remember, this isn't suposed to be known by very many and you didn't hear it me!)
                        USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
                        The video may avatar is from

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Will
                          There are countries other than America?
                          Let's see there's Vietnam, Germany, Japan, Korea and Iraq cause we had to go there and fight wars.

                          Oh and there's England and France cause we had to save their ass a few times.

                          Then there's some place called China, we know that because everything says made in China.

                          Oh, don't forget Russia. Some people tell me to go back there even though I've never been. I think all teh evil commies live there.

                          And Belgium is supposidly for sale.

                          That's all I know.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                          • #14
                            It's quite useless to comment on all of this becoose nobodeh except belgians understand the impasse we are currently in. It's so complicated as it is already, and since everyone is always belittling Belgium it's not worth explaingung it ant further. Everyone here'll simply laugh at it and make some silly post like just about everyone has done here thus far. Just stick to your ****ing United States of ****ing up and whatevar


                            Respect to Wezil for starting this thread thoough
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                            • #15
                              Oh come on, people just having a bit of fun. Euros knock the US all the time but they can't take it themselves. Relax, enjoy, all this is meaningless.
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