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  • Australia: Join the Navy, get free Breast Enlargements

    From the article I learn it's for female sailors only

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    Australia's opposition Labor Party has questioned the need for female sailors to be given breast enlargements paid for with public money.

    An armed forces spokesman defended the operations, saying they were carried out for psychological reasons, not to make sailors "look sexy".

    Brigadier Andrew Nikolic said the "holistic needs" of service personnel were considered under defence policy.

    But he said breast augmentations were not routinely funded by the military.

    "We do consider the broader needs of our people, both physical and psychological," Brig Nikolic said.

    "But that is a long way from saying that if someone doesn't like their appearance, Defence will fund things like breast augmentation as a matter of routine - that is just not correct."

    He was speaking after one plastic surgeon said he had carried out breast enlargements on two sailors, aged 25 and 32, for A$10,000 (£4,200) each.

    Brig Nikolic said such operations were only recommended after a medical evaluation.

    But the opposition Labor Party said it wanted details on the cases.

    "On the face of it, taxpayer-funded breast enhancement is a questionable practice," said Labor defence spokesman Joel Fitzgibbon.

    "I have to say [it] smacks of a government out of touch."
    I wondering if this is some kind of recruitment trick.
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  • #2
    Where do I sign up?
    Unbelievable!

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    • #3
      Re: Australia: Join the Navy, get free Breast Enlargements

      Originally posted by BeBro
      From the article I learn it's for female sailors only
      There's a male-only penis-enlargement program as well though.
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      • #4
        If the girl falls off the ship, she won't need an external floatation device.

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        • #5
          Darn you Aeson, darn you!

          You beat me to it.
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          • #6
            Damn the torpedos! They don't cost that much!
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            • #7
              it's things like this that will cause us not to take Australia seriously.

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              • #8
                They'll bounce back.
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                • #9
                  Idunno...before commenting, I'd like to confirm that the sailors in question hadn't received mastectomies. Plastic surgery is borderline-necessary if the alternative is looking like Boobimodo.
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                  • #10
                    not likely. most sailors are young woman. what young woman is going to have a mastectomy? i know cancer can hit early, but earlier than 35?

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                    • #11
                      Something like this happened just before Rome fell

                      The legionares couldn't fit into their armor anymore and the barbarians had their way with them.
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                      • #12
                        The sailors in question are 25 and 32. And I agree it's not likely, but then I don't know how many women are in the Australian Navy, if Vladimir Putin's had access to the country's coffee supply, etc.
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                        • #13
                          Here's a news blurb I just pulled off the Internet.

                          [b]Flesh-killing infection costs teen her breast[\b]

                          A teenager who decided to get her breasts pierced for her 18th birthday faces reconstructive surgery after a flesh-destroying infection forced doctors to remove her left breast.
                          The fact that only two operations have been called into question indicate that they were probably performed for medical reasons, not to implant floatation devices.

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                          • #14
                            So they weren't done just to boost morale?
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                            • #15
                              Tits ahoy! Thar she blows!
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