A Question About Dwarves, and What Constitutes Dwarfdom.

[SlowwHand]

It has recently come to my attention that I've unknowingly been hobnobbing with a dwarf (by my estimation, it's a dwarf).

What do you think constitutes a dwarf?
What are your feelings about dwarves?
I mean sure, they have feelings, I suppose.
Having acknowledged that fact, if you are less than positive about, well, vertically challenged, be kind.

I don't want this to turn into a dwarf pep ralley, particularly though; so if you are a dwarf fan, try to hold it down to a dull roar.

So what's a dwarf and how do you feel?
Too many options for a poll.

[Wezil]

Excellent topic.

I think anyone under, say, 4'7" would constitute a dwarf.

[Wezil]

"They got little hands and little eyes
and walk around telling great big lies"

[SlowwHand]

I draw a hard line. 5' to clear the bar, and that's a reach.

[Jon Miller]

My sister is annoyed at people who come up (including a quite pushy little person) and call her a midget/etc. I think that offcially she is one (according to the midget society), she is a bit under 5'.

JM

[Wezil]

I was the shortest kid in my class all through school until about Grade 11.

5'10" now.

[Wezil]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I draw a hard line. 5' to clear the bar, and that's a reach.

You'd let them drink.

“They got little bitty legs they stand so low
You have to pick them up just to say hello”

[notyoueither]

Get over it Sloww. The rest of us don't really look down on you, we just have to look at the ground to spot you.

[Wezil]

How about another CanPol thread NYE? It's been awhile.

oh, and on topic

“They got little cars going ‘beep’ ‘beep’ ‘beep’
They got little voices going ‘peep’ ‘peep’ ‘peep’”

[notyoueither]

We could claim this thread. In the name of the GG, of course.

[Wezil]

Oh there you go, bringing the Monarchy into it.

How tall is the Queen?

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by notyoueither
Get over it Sloww. The rest of us don't really look down on you, we just have to look at the ground to spot you.

Can you translate this to anything close to the language of making sense?
I didn't think so. Never mind.

b etor is a dwarf, BTW.

[Wezil]

Originally posted by SlowwHand

b etor is a dwarf, BTW.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Wezil
Oh there you go, bringing the Monarchy into it.

How tall is the Queen?

Pretty tall when sitting on the horse reviewing the guard.

Pretty short other than that.

Most likely taller than Sloww in any case.

[Wezil]

Texas could use a short Queen I think.