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I liked Episode VII: Gamma Ray Burster. Let me tell you how it ends:
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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Having the prequel trilogy in this poll would have been the same as having Kucinich and Gravel in a "Who will become the Democratic presidential candidate" poll - comedy options at best.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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None of the above.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Empire.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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I cannot, in good conscience, participate in this thread.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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There has to be an identical thread in the jedi archives, i mean the archives.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Revenge of teh
Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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After Empire Strikes Back, teh quality of Star Wars movies declined as quickly as Colon's ability to post polls.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Again, all Star Wars movies are in the poll.
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I am going to walk away from this thread slowly...."The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.Comment
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-BokononComment
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Dammit, I can't resist.
Lately, I've actually been coming around to Jedi. While the beginning is filler and the Ewoks are embarrassing, once the action moves to the Death Star, and the movie is primarily about the battle between the Emperor and Luke and the lightsaber duel between Luke and Vader, the emotion and tension and drama of these scenes make me shiver every time. It's beautiful. I love it. I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it, actually.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Jedi has its moments, it's true. But it's still below A New Hope and Empire.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Episode VII -- The Long, Slow Death of Jar Jar Binks.Comment
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