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  • #16
    I'm still trying to muddle though 'Smells Like Teen Spirit''...
    Yes, let's be optimistic until we have reason to be otherwise...No, let's be pessimistic until we are forced to do otherwise...Maybe, let's be balanced until we are convinced to do otherwise. -- DrSpike, Skanky Burns, Shogun Gunner
    ...aisdhieort...dticcok...

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    • #17
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #18
        Listen to the song Celine Dion sang for Titanic. I swear she sings "The hot dogs go on", and that's even after knowing the correct lyric.

        Manic Street Preachers "You stole the sun from my arse" is another one.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #19
          As Madonna once sang:

          "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body..."
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #20
            I've always heard Manfred Mann singing "revved up like a douche" in his cover of Blinded by the Light.
            You've just proven signature advertising works!

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            • #21
              She also sang about how Anna Friel just got home, quicker than a ray of light, she's flying.
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #22
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #23
                  In the song used for some commercial, Bono sings:

                  "Uno, dos, tres, catorce"

                  which means "one, two, three, fourteen"
                  (\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
                  (='.'=) Sponsored by the National Smurfmeat Council
                  (")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)

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                  • #24
                    I always wondered about that.
                    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                    • #25
                      From Flash Dance:

                      Take you pants down,
                      And make it happen!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hold me closer Tony Danza

                        Originally posted by Tiamat
                        So there you are driving around in your car hanging out with your friends jammin' down to the radio singing your heart out only to have your friends start laughing their a$$es off cause you got the words so wrong?

                        Sir Elton would be rolling in his grave if he was dead when Hold me closer Tiny Dancer turned into Tony Danza up at work one day. One of the waiters where I used to work kept going around singing the Tony Danza version. When we finally quit laughing at him somone took pity on him and told him the right words. Ever been that far off on lyrics?
                        I swear to god the first time I heard that song I thought he said Tony Danza!
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #27
                          IT IS ONE OF THE MOST COMMON MISHEARD LYRICS EVER OMG SAN DIEGO OMG
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #28
                            For some reason I heard "sing us a song of a ghetto man" in Billy Joel's "Piano Man" for years before I read the actual title. Listening to it know I don't know where the hell I got that from.
                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #29
                              From wiki:

                              An example is a Russian joke in which the song "Can't Buy Me Love" was announced as "êèíü áàáå ëîì" (pronounced [kinʲ babʲe lom]), which roughly translates as "Throw a crowbar to the old woman".
                              I think I like that interpretation better!
                              Unbelievable!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Mr Snuggles
                                IT IS ONE OF THE MOST COMMON MISHEARD LYRICS EVER OMG SAN DIEGO OMG
                                Forgot your medication again?
                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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