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    This is so funny. Reminds me of that stupid, but funny anime satire where the Japanese gov't sends out agents to encourage 15 year-olds to procreate.

    Russian province gets set for 'Conception Day'
    Sep 10 08:20 AM US/Eastern
    A Russian province is readying for "Family Contact" day -- unofficially being called "Conception Day" -- in an effort to boost flagging birth rates, officials said on Monday.

    The special day for encouraging procreation was dreamt up by the governor of Ulyanovsk province, Sergei Morozov, who this year awarded prizes ranging from a television to a Russian-made all-terrain vehicle for giving birth on Russia's Constitution Day on June 12.

    President Vladimir Putin has made fixing Russia's ongoing population slump a national priority.

    This Wednesday's event is timed precisely nine months ahead of next year's Constitution Day so that mothers "ideally should give birth on June 12," said a spokeswoman for the administration, speaking by telephone to AFP.

    A series of concerts and exhibitions are being organised to promote family values and employers are being encouraged to grant a discretionary day off, said the spokeswoman.

    "The purpose is to improve the demographic situation and support family values," she said, adding that a four-year programme of building and improving kindergartens was under way to support families.

    On Monday, the independent national paper Novye Izvestiya reported that local people had taken to referring to Wednesday as "Conception Day," although it also noted some dissent.

    "We've already sunk to the level where the governor is ordering us on what day to conceive a child and on what day to give birth," the paper quoted local human rights activist Alexander Bragin as saying.

    The administration spokeswoman said that next year's prizes for giving birth on Constitution Day had not yet been decided but underlined that "there definitely will be prizes."

    The tradition of awarding prizes for giving birth dates back to Soviet times, when women could be named "Hero Mothers" for having especially large families.

    The city of Ulyanovsk, previously Simbirsk, located 900 kilometres (560 miles) east of Moscow has a special place in national mythology as it was named after the founder of the Soviet Union, Vladimir Lenin, whose real surname was Ulyanov.
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    Last edited by DanS; September 10, 2007, 12:32.
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  • #2
    Maybe they should work on their death rates before they work on their birth rates.
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    • #3
      Yeah, one thing every country needs is more old people to ***** all the time, fall over, drive on sidewalks, vote incorrectly, and then piss off all their children with their crappy will.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Wiglaf
        Yeah, one thing every country needs is more old people to ***** all the time, fall over, drive on sidewalks, vote incorrectly, and then piss off all their children with their crappy will.
        and steal credit cards.
        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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        • #5
          It's also "National Day" in Gibraltar.

          They don't have an Indepence Day because they voted to stay a colony.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by lord of the mark


            and steal credit cards.
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