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  • #16
    Always use teh message icon for any OP.

    Never post teh contehnt of teh PM.

    Send me all your money.
    Blah

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    • #17
      Originally posted by CyberShy
      1. Love the lord your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your mind and all your strength
      2. Love all mankind as you would love yourself.
      Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
      I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
      Also active on WePlayCiv.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by CyberShy
        1. Love the lord your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your mind and all your strength
        2. Love all mankind as you would love yourself.
        Except gays, muslims, women who had an abortian, ...
        "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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        • #19
          No.
          Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
          I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
          Also active on WePlayCiv.

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          • #20
            Was being sarcastic...

            Damn, I need to remember to use those winks...
            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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            • #21
              1-10 don't get caught
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #22
                Curses to you AH, you stole my thoughts
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  sorry, story of my life
                  Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                  Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DaShi
                    4. Remember my birthday.
                    It's not in your profile
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
                      9) If it happens between (or among) consenting adults, gives pleasure, and harms no one, it pleases Me.


                      ^ click the smiley

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by dannubis
                        Originally posted by CyberShy Originally posted by CyberShy
                        1. Love the lord your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your mind and all your strength
                        2. Love all mankind as you would love yourself.
                        Except gays, muslims, women who had an abortian, ...
                        I'm glad that I'm a christian, otherwise dannubis' additions had to be added to my list of rules as well

                        Formerly known as "CyberShy"
                        Carpe Diem tamen Memento Mori

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                        • #27
                          1.. Anochi Adonay Eloheycha asher hotseticha me'erets Mitsrayim mibeyt avadim.


                          2 Lo yihyeh lecha elohim acherim al-panay. Lo ta'aseh-lecha fesel vechol-temunah asher bashamayim mima'al va'asher ba'arets mitachat va'asher bamayim mitachat la'arets.Lo-tishtachaveh lahem velo ta'ovdem ki anochi Adonay Eloheycha El kana poked avon avot al-banim al-shileshim ve'al-ribe'im leson'ay. Ve'oseh chesed la'alafim le'ohavay uleshomrey mitsvotay.


                          3 Lo tisa et-shem-Adonay Eloheycha lashav ki lo yenakeh Adonay et asher-yisa et-shmo lashav.


                          4.Zachor et-yom haShabat lekadsho. Sheshet yamim ta'avod ve'asita chol-melachtecha.Veyom hashvi'i Shabat l'Adonay Eloheycha lo ta'aseh chol-melachah atah uvincha-uvitecha avdecha va'amatcha uvehemtecha vegercha asher bish'areycha. Ki sheshet-yamim asah Adonay et-hashamayim ve'et-ha'arets et-hayam ve'et-kol-asher-bam vayanach bayom hashvi'i al-ken berach Adonay et-yom haShabat vayekadeshehu.

                          5 Kaved et-avicha ve'et-imecha lema'an ya'arichun yameycha al ha'adamah asher-Adonay Eloheycha noten lach.


                          6. Lo tirtzach

                          7. Lo Tinaf.

                          8.Lo Tignov

                          9. Lo-ta'aneh vere'acha ed shaker.


                          10.Lo tachmod beyt re'echa. Lo tachmod eshet re'echa ve'avdo va'amato veshoro vachamoro vechol asher lere'echa.




                          I'd say that sums it up pretty well.

                          Have a good day.
                          "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                          • #28
                            Thou shalt not violate causality within my historic light cone. Or else.
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #29
                              1. Never put a sock in a toaster.
                              2. Never put jam on a magnet.
                              3. erm...
                              4. that's it.

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                              • #30
                                5. Never contaminate our precious bodily fluids.

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