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    Nepal's state-run airline has confirmed that it sacrificed two goats to appease a Hindu god, following technical problems with one of its aircraft.

    Nepal Airlines said the animals were slaughtered in front of the plane - a Boeing 757 - at Kathmandu airport.

    The offering was made to Akash Bhairab, the Hindu god of sky protection, whose symbol is seen on the company's planes.

    The airline said that after Sunday's ceremony the plane successfully completed a flight to Hong Kong.

    "The snag in the plane has now been fixed and the aircraft has resumed its flights," senior airline official Raju KC was quoted as saying by Reuters.

    Nepal Airlines has two Boeing aircraft in its fleet.

    The persistent faults with one of the planes had led to the postponement of a number of flights in recent weeks.

    The company has not said what the problem was, but reports in local media have blamed an electrical fault.
    Bon voyage.
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  • #2
    Note to self - Don't fly Nepal Airlines.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Much cheaper than aircraft mechanics. Translates to consumer savings
      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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      • #4
        That's one way of looking at it.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wezil
          That's one way of looking at it.
          EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid Man

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          • #6
            Well it is.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              The only thing I can do is....



              The really scarey thing is that Napal Airlines is serious.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Patroklos
                Much cheaper than aircraft mechanics.
                ...and apparently, more effective.

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                • #9
                  Holy sh*t, I'm certainly not going to fly Aztec Airlines in that case
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                    Holy sh*t, I'm certainly not going to fly Aztec Airlines in that case
                    "We appear to be having technical difficulties with the takeoff. If we could get a volunteer from coach, preferably young and female, we'd really appreciate it. Thank you."
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                    • #11
                      No no that's VirginAir
                      "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                      "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                      "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                      • #12


                        I presume they did this in addition to getting their mechanics fix the problem.

                        Otherwise.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                          Holy sh*t, I'm certainly not going to fly Aztec Airlines in that case


                          Heh there was a Realms Beyond Variant Game as the Aztecs, which involved sacrificing people to allow you to use your aircraft. No kidding.

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                          • #14
                            EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid Man

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by aneeshm


                              I presume they did this in addition to getting their mechanics fix the problem.

                              Otherwise.
                              QFT

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