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  • #16
    Gimme A Pigfoot (And A Bottle Of Beer)

    Up in Harlem every saturday night
    Were the highbrows get together, just to write
    They all congregate at an allnite hack
    What they do is ooh papa dah

    Ol' Hannah Brown, way cross town
    Gets full of corn and starts brining 'em down
    And at the break of day
    You can hear ol' Hannah say

    Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer
    Send me daddy, move right down
    I feel just like I wanna clown
    Give the piano player a drink
    Because he's bringing me down

    He's got rhythm, when he stomps his feet
    He moves me right off to sleep
    Check all your razors and your guns
    We're gonna be arrested when the wagon comes

    Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer
    Send me 'cause I don't care

    I want a pigfoot and a bottle of gin
    Send me daddy, move right in
    Feel just like I wanna shop
    Give the piano player a drink
    Because he's knocking me out

    He's got rhythm when he stomps his feet
    He moves me right off to sleep
    Check all your razors and your guns
    We're gonna do the huckabuck until the rising sun

    Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of gin
    Move me 'cause I don't care
    I want a pigfoot and a bottle of beer

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    • #17
      I have just (literally) baked a beercake

      500 grams of flour
      500 grams of brown sugar
      3 tsp ground cloves
      3 tsp ground ginger
      3 tsp ground cinnamon
      3 tsp baking powder
      1 beer

      Mix the dry stuff first. Then add the beer and stir. Pour into a baking tray, and bake for 1 hour at 180 C. Leave until cold, and eat with generous amounts of butter spread on it

      Asmodean

      EDIT: Typo - it's a beer cake, not a deer cake
      Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Asmodean
        Mix the dry stuff first. Then add the deer and stir.
        Do you need to remove teh antlers first, or do they add to teh flavour?
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #19
          Asmo: Is that really good?
          Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
          I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Nikolai
            Asmo: Is that really good?
            Nikolai, it's delicious. I doesn't taste of beer at all. I guess the beer adds subtle flavours, but...it's just a darn good cake
            Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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            • #21
              Originally posted by LordShiva


              Do you need to remove teh antlers first, or do they add to teh flavour?
              I guess that is down to taste. I would probably remove them, though.
              Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Asmodean


                Nikolai, it's delicious. I doesn't taste of beer at all. I guess the beer adds subtle flavours, but...it's just a darn good cake
                Interesting. Perhaps one day I'll come around to try it. How big is this beer btw? 0.33? 0.5?
                Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by LordShiva


                  Do you need to remove teh antlers first, or do they add to teh flavour?
                  I think they are good for your sex life. But to be sure, you probably should ask a Japanese.
                  Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                  I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                  Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Nikolai


                    Interesting. Perhaps one day I'll come around to try it. How big is this beer btw? 0.33? 0.5?
                    0.33

                    I think they are good for your sex life. But to be sure, you probably should ask a Japanese.
                    I have children. By definition, I have no sex life, so I can safely remove teh antlers
                    Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Asmodean
                      0.33
                      Ok.

                      I have children. By definition, I have no sex life, so I can safely remove teh antlers
                      You don't want more children?
                      Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                      I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                      Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                      • #26
                        What a wonderful gift! A thread about beer!

                        We got song. We got cake. Now all we need is... be right back.

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