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    Australians cook up wild cat stew

    Australians have come up with a novel solution to the millions of feral cats roaming the outback - eat them.


    The felines are the descendants of domestic pets and kill millions of small native animals each year.

    A recent Alice Springs contest featured wild cat casserole. The meat is said to taste like a cross between rabbit and, perhaps inevitably, chicken.

    But wildlife campaigners have expressed their dismay that Australia's wild cat now finds itself on the nation's menus.

    Cat stew recipe

    Feral cats are one of the most serious threats to Australia's native fauna.

    One of the competition judges found the meat impossibly tough and had to politely excuse herself and spit it out


    They eat almost anything that moves, including small marsupials, lizards, birds and spiders.

    The woman behind the controversial cat stew recipe has said Australians could do their bit to help the environment by tucking into more feral pests, including pigeons and camels.

    But it was a recipe for feline casserole that impressed some of the judges at an outback food competition in Alice Springs.

    Preparing this unusual stew seems simple enough.

    The meat should be diced and fried until it is brown. Then lemon grass is to be added along with salt and pepper and three cups of quandong, which is a sweet desert fruit.

    It is recommended that the dish be left to simmer for five hours before being garnished with bush plums and mistletoe berries.

    Marinated moggie was not to everyone's taste. One of the competition judges found the meat impossibly tough and had to politely excuse herself and spit it out in a backroom.

    Wild cats are considered good eating by some Aborigines, who roast the animals on an open fire.

    This outback cuisine does come with a health warning.

    Scientists have said that those eating wild cats could be exposed to harmful bacteria and toxins.


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    Sounds tasty
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

  • #2
    I have eaten cat (for real)

    It is sweet

    I didnt know what I was being given.
    I need a foot massage

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    • #3
      Probably tastes like Guinea Pig
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        and three cups of quandong, which is a sweet desert fruit.


        Oh sure.

        I might have to look that one up before making my own cat stew at home.

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        • #5
          But wildlife campaigners have expressed their dismay that Australia's wild cat now finds itself on the nation's menus.
          wtf

          What kind of wildlife campaigner supports feral cats?
          Don't they mean animal rights nutjobs?

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          • #6
            Alice Springs? Why am I not surprised.
            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • #7
              Don't let the wife hear about this. She might start to get cravings...
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                Do they have to be feral cats or will a couple of domesticated ones do?
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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