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  • #31
    Ok, I've got a fist sixed rock and I'm going to give it a go, here goes...


    AAARRGGGGG OOOOWWWW YYYAAARRRRR WOOOOOO AAAAGGGGGGOOOOWWW!!!!

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    • #32
      So? Did it work??

      BTW: Real cavemen don't cry.

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      • #33
        Stand back please...Important scientific research going on.

        I'm going for a grant.
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        • #34
          They could simply scrub them on a rough surface...
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          • #35
            Foot water.
            Wait.
            Hand, no water.
            Nail foot water, nail foot soft.
            Nail hand no water, nail hand hard.
            Nail hard cut nail soft.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Dry
              Foot water.
              Wait.
              Hand, no water.
              Nail foot water, nail foot soft.
              Nail hand no water, nail hand hard.
              Nail hard cut nail soft.
              Understand you?
              Umm, beat em with a rock?
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              • #37
                No, in plain English:

                A wet nail is soft, and it is no problem to cut a wet nail - even a toe nail - with a dry nail.
                So, put your foot in the water to soften your toe nails and cut them with a dry finger nail.

                I don't know if the cavemen did it this way, but I know it works. I did it when I was a kid.
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                • #38
                  If you tell anyone that I won't get my grant.

                  Sounds good to me though.
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                  • #39
                    Dry, i never thought that. that is interesting/weird.

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                    • #40
                      I never use clippers and keep mine short.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Asmodean
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                        This post seems to have come one or two posts too early.
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                        • #42
                          What most people don't know: wild animals were first domesticated for biting off too long nails of cavemen. Bushmen used the so-called Nailpanther for that purpose, while cavemen had the Nailwolf. Archaeological evidence suggests that some guys even tried to use Nailfrogs but it was probably a dead end.

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                          • #43
                            Stone axes
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by BeBro
                              That's how civilization really started - FACT!
                              Civilization began with Sid Meiers. Before him, there was only chaos...and people with really long toe nails.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by BeBro
                                What most people don't know: wild animals were first domesticated for biting off too long nails of cavemen. Bushmen used the so-called Nailpanther for that purpose, while cavemen had the Nailwolf. Archaeological evidence suggests that some guys even tried to use Nailfrogs but it was probably a dead end.

                                That's how civilization really started - FACT!
                                Interesting. What is you hypothosis regarding cuticle stone axes?
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