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  • Men Not Obsolete After All, Can Chase Away Monkeys

    What, you were thinking that we were all going to lose our jobs to those Japansese devices that can hug women and those inventions that enable women to impregnate themselves and whatnot?

    Think again!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stm (bolding mine)

    By Juliet Njeri BBC News, Nachu, central Kenya

    A troop of vervet monkeys is giving Kenyan villagers long days and sleepless nights, destroying crops and causing a food crisis.

    Earlier this month, local MP Paul Muite urged the Kenyan Wildlife Service to help contain their aggressive behaviour.

    But Mr Muite caused laughter when he told parliament that the monkeys had taken to harassing and mocking women in a village. But this is exactly what the women in the village of Nachu, just south-west of Kikuyu, are complaining about.

    They estimate there are close to 300 monkeys invading the farms at dawn. They eat the village's maize, potatoes, beans and other crops. And because women are primarily responsible for the farms, they have borne the brunt of the problem, as they try to guard their crops.

    They say the monkeys are more afraid of young men than women and children, and the bolder ones throw stones and chase the women from their farms.

    Nachu's women have tried wearing their husbands' clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say.

    "When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," resident Lucy Njeri told the BBC News website. "But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."

    In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim. "The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

    The Kenyan Wildlife Service told the BBC that it was not unusual for monkeys to harass women and be less afraid of them than men, but they had not heard of monkeys in Kenya making sexually explicit gestures as a form of communication to humans.

    The predominantly farming community is now having to receive famine relief food.

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    I suggest reading the whole article, it is good

  • #2
    I recommend firearms. About time we taught such a primitive species the benefits of technological progress. Preferably machine guns
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #3
      Re: Men Not Obsolete After All, Can Chase Away Monkeys

      Originally posted by VetLegion
      I suggest reading the whole article, it is good
      I suggest reading the following thread: http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...hreadid=169560
      Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
      And notifying the next of kin
      Once again...

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      • #4
        I don't read threads with "aggressor" in the title

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        • #5
          I tend to only read threads with Monkey!!! in the title
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by VetLegion
            I don't read threads with "aggressor" in the title
            "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
            "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller

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            • #7
              I only read theads that start with "i"
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                I think shotguns would be more useful, less training required, less ammo wasted.
                "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Japher
                  I tend to only read threads with Monkey!!! in the title
                  And the thing is, he's not joking.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    I long to be obsolete.
                    Long time member @ Apolyton
                    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                    • #11
                      It's great. Antiquity rocks.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Serving no purpose after a life full of it.
                        Long time member @ Apolyton
                        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                        • #13
                          We've been full of it all of our lives, this is true.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            Being full of it gives us purpose.
                            Long time member @ Apolyton
                            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                            • #15
                              Youngsters long to even come close to being so full of unmitigated bull****. I give you AAHZ, as example 1.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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