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Bush and Condi were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that George Bush and Condoleezza Rice?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you two doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Muslims and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you going kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Condi and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Muslims!"
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The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you two doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Muslims and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you going kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Condi and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Muslims!"
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