Ye Grande Mission from Eventis

[Heresson]

Hark hark

In the name of Eventis

I propose establishing diplomatic relationship between Apolyton and Eventis.
Eventis is willing to accept Apolyton's existance for a modest price of introducing
- frog
- better crying
- vomit
- crab
smileys,
as well as freeing Asher, paiktis and other political prisoneers.
Also, The Eventisian Comittee of Truth and Frogivance
should be allowed supervision of the political trials in your country, not to allow further destruction of last remains of freedom and democracy in this land.
Also, posts in OT should count as +2 from now on.
New forums can not be opened without Eventisian approval, as well as Apolytonians should not imitate Eventisians in customs or dress, nor use anything else for downloading stuff but e-mule and e-donkey. E-horse and e-camel are to be strictly forbidden.
We'd like some money for Eventisian treasury as well, a dollar for each member.
You have a choice of submitting to our protection, joining Eventis or fight.

What do You chose?

Yours,
Heresson TISCh,
the embassador of Eventis in Apolyton & CFC

[Zkribbler]

I think this post belongs in the Community forum. :doitnow:

[LordShiva]

:crab:

I, for one, welcome this emissary, and propose we accede to his demands, especially as regards teh:
-frog
-vomit
-better crying
smilies, as well as teh proposal for proper recognition of OT posts, freeing of political prisoners, and teh Forum Creation Ban Treaty (FCBT). On teh whole, a very reasonable and agreeable set of proposals

But I must ask, WTF is Eventis?

[Heresson]

Eventis is teh right path

[General Ludd]

I surrender.

[Heresson]

good boy

[rah]

It's not the practice of the US to negotiate with terrorists. So don't count on it here.

[Provost Harrison]

You reject our generous offer? Your insolence will be punished. Prepare for WAR!

[BlackCat]

anyone have a well we can push this barbarian into ?

[Provost Harrison]

THIS IS APOLYTON!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN...erm...Pizza Express?

[BeBMan]

Why would we need a crap smiley?

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
THIS IS APOLYTON!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN...erm...Pizza Express?

Eventis.

[ZEE]

Teh Frog Party has defied teh Eventian Parliament, of which YOURS TRULY is an honorary and ELECTED member, by this intra-website demand. This breach of policy will be henseforth noted for future deliberations with the said Frog Party in all Parliamentary procedures...

that is all. THE CЦLT ФF TДSSДDДЯ has spoken.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
I think this post belongs in the Community forum. :doitnow:

Correction. It belongs in the trash.

[Heresson]

Originally posted by AAHZ
Teh Frog Party has defied teh Eventian Parliament, of which YOURS TRULY is an honorary and ELECTED member, by this intra-website demand. This breach of policy will be henseforth noted for future deliberations with the said Frog Party in all Parliamentary procedures...

that is all. THE CЦLT ФF TДSSДDДЯ has spoken.

We've had discussion about it in the parliament, of which I am member as well...