OMG sometimes i HATE shopping

[b etor]

so today i had to go shopping with my mother. i say had to for a reason. i didn't have a choice. my father said my church clothes were not nice enough [skirts not knee length[wtf], shirts too tight[oh hi i have boobs], etc].

to Old Navy first. didn't find anything there but i saw a pair of awesome PJ pants, not that i wear pajamas, but i might during the winter. umm and there was a ridiculously rotten child throwing a fit when we were paying for the pants and the stuff my mom grabbed.

then i was like 'hey, let's go to borders cuz it's right next door'. so we went and i got a sarah dressen book. not the one i wanted cuz that was only in hardcover, but one that looked pretty good as well. and i got the MIKA CD! i'm listening to it right now btw.

then we went to the mall and went in sears where i got skirts that go past my knees. eww. i can roll them tho. and a pair of long shorts which are equally lame but my butt looks good in them.

then to aéropostale where i got a few acceptable shirts. oh and a headband.

AND everytime i go somewhere i have to see at least 3 people that i dislike that want to talk to me. gahhh.

then we walked through victoria's secret cuz my mother hadn't been in the new one which is huuuuuuge and awesome. got the usual there.

we stopped in a lot more stores but we didnt get anything from them except eddie bauer in which my mom got some tops and two skirts.

then to target because one of my little sisters needed uniform shorts for school. my mom told me to look and see if i could find any other nice tops, but in every store they have those stupid wannabe pregnant shirts. gahhh. BUT a really cute bikini caught my eye.

^^it was that one btw.
black with rainbow dots and pink strings.
it was the last one on a clearance thing. hangers said XL top and M bottom. i thought OMFG PERFECT those are my sizes! i couldn't try them on cuz i had to hurry so i found my mom and we paid for our stuff.

THEN i get home and try the bikini on and whichever idiot tried that bikini on last put them on THE WRONG FRIGGIN HANGERS!!! so my top is too small and the bottoms are too big. wtfffffffff. so i'm kinda upset about this cuz it was really cute. i'll still wear it tho if/when i tan.

and today since i was buying stuff my mother had to buy just as much stuff for herself, which she took twice as long to try on.


[[i'm not allowed to go to the mall by myself or with friends btw, or else i definitely would.]]



gahhh people putting stuff on the wrong hangers is so annoying!!!! ikawdtagrrrr.



oh and i still don't know when i start school because we haven't gotten an email back from the people.

and i get a new braces wire on the top of my mouth so i won't be able to eat meat or anything that requires chewing tomorrow.

i AM listening to my mika cd tho so i'm kinda happy.

wow i don't know why i typed all that. maybe i should start my xanga up again so i don't type stories like this on forums.

[DinoDoc]

Hate shopping? What kind of a woman are you?

[Lorizael]

Re: OMG sometimes i HATE shopping

Originally posted by b etor
AND everytime i go somewhere i have to see at least 3 people that i dislike that want to talk to me. gahhh.

I can teach you to effect a glower that makes sure no one wants to talk to you.

[b etor]

oh well i can glare very well, but i'm a nice person so i don't unless i reaaaaally hate them.

[Pekka]

"so today i had to go shopping with my mother. i say had to for a reason. i didn't have a choice. my father said my church clothes were not nice enough [skirts not knee length[wtf], shirts too tight[oh hi i have boobs], etc]. "

Of course you want to go to the church wearing the whore unit outlook? Hey look, cameltoe! NO BIGGIE! It's the way of the world today...

"to Old Navy first. didn't find anything there but i saw a pair of awesome PJ pants, not that i wear pajamas, but i might during the winter. umm and there was a ridiculously rotten child throwing a fit when we were paying for the pants and the stuff my mom grabbed."

Cool people sleep naked.

"then i was like 'hey, let's go to borders cuz it's right next door'. so we went and i got a sarah dressen book. not the one i wanted cuz that was only in hardcover, but one that looked pretty good as well. and i got the MIKA CD! i'm listening to it right now btw."

That is crap music.

"my mom told me to look and see if i could find any other nice tops, but in every store they have those stupid wannabe pregnant shirts. gahhh. "

Nobody wants to be pregnant unless they have nothing better to do. The ones who claim otherwise are liars. It happens and then you fake happy because you don't want to kill yourself, and when you fake it long enough, you might believe that it's what you really wanted in the first place. But that's OK, kids are OK, and at some point most people need some kids.

"
and today since i was buying stuff my mother had to buy just as much stuff for herself, which she took twice as long to try on."

And you took WAY too long in man time as well, so this doesn't really mean anything.

[rah]

a shopping thread at a dominately male web site is not likely to garner you much sympathy.

[b etor]

Originally posted by Pekka
Of course you want to go to the church wearing the whore unit outlook? Hey look, cameltoe! NO BIGGIE! It's the way of the world today...

Nobody wants to be pregnant unless they have nothing better to do. The ones who claim otherwise are liars. It happens and then you fake happy because you don't want to kill yourself, and when you fake it long enough, you might believe that it's what you really wanted in the first place. But that's OK, kids are OK, and at some point most people need some kids.

And you took WAY too long in man time as well, so this doesn't really mean anything.

skirts that just reach the knee or slighty above that are whorish? no.

do you even know what tops i'm talking about? they really look like the ones you get in maternity stores.

i did not take too long. SHEEE took too long.

Originally posted by rah
a shopping thread at a dominately male web site is not likely to garner you much sympathy.

i said i hate shopping sometimes. i don't want sympathy. this is a complaining about shopping thread.

[Pekka]

Well, if you're getting skirts that are short and not whorish, then they're doing something wrong with the design. Maternity stores and tops? Well, why are you getting tops from maternity stores, that's the reason you have to buy clothes from there to begin with. That's like buying some heroin for coke addiction.

She took too long. So did you. Get over it.

[General Ludd]

I hate the "duuurr I don't like to shop cause I man" crap. I don't like like shoping in consumer driven box stores, but I do enjoy comparing different things and finding the perfect "product", as well as mixing and matching things so that they work well together, both in practical and aesthetic terms.

While being in a place like Old Navy would sap the essence from my soul, I can't help but scope out spring cleaning garbage heaps, or spending hours comparing various jackets and and sweaters, ect... to come up with the perfect matching set of winter layers.

[Japher]

I loath shopping, unless it's for beer and food

things I hate about shopping

10) It cuts into my drinking time
9) Stupid people shop too
8) Stores that only take American Express or Discover... wtf?!
7) Kids who think it's funny to play hide and go seek between the clothes wracks
6) People who start to write their check until AFTER everything is rung up... come on! you know the date, the store, your name! write it down!
5) Teenagers paying for cigs with dimes
4) mall security on a power trip
3) that stray food stand, the one that isn't allow in the food court because of the outgoing asian sales clerk forcing sticks of cheese or terriaky chicken at you in a very aggressive fashion
2) Parties at Build A Bear

and

1) Annoying little teenage snots who complain about what they are getting even though someone else is buying it for them because they are too spoiled to care whether or not daddy wants them to not look like a whore on Sundays!

and ppl who can't put clothes back on the right hanger

[General Ludd]

You forgot burnt out old men who complain about everyone else around them.

[Japher]

those jerks...

[Pekka]

"I can't help but scope out spring cleaning garbage heaps, or spending hours comparing various jackets and and sweaters, ect... to come up with the perfect matching set of winter layers."

Yeah, whatever, girlfriend! Go on, hate people who don't feel like trying different jackets for hours. You have a woman brain, you can't decide. You are not a decision maker, you are a follower, cattle, waste of human suit. Your penis was wasted on you. At least grow manboobs, that way you send less mixed signals.

[Patroklos]

do you even know what tops i'm talking about? they really look like the ones you get in maternity stores.

Are you talking about the "baby doll" tops? Odd you mentioned that, my gf pointed that out on Saturday and I had to agree with her and you, they do look like maternity cloths.

And more importantly they don't hug the body so no cleavage served on a platter

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by General Ludd
I hate the "duuurr I don't like to shop cause I man" crap. I don't like like shoping in consumer driven box stores, but I do enjoy comparing different things and finding the perfect "product", as well as mixing and matching things so that they work well together, both in practical and aesthetic terms.

While being in a place like Old Navy would sap the essence from my soul, I can't help but scope out spring cleaning garbage heaps, or spending hours comparing various jackets and and sweaters, ect... to come up with the perfect matching set of winter layers.

I hate shopping because my brain has no ability to care about material, aesthetic objects, not because I have a penis.