Sexist monkey aggressors terrorize innocent village!

[Lancer]

My link is an actual pic of a native woman being attacked by monkeys.

[Proteus_MST]

Isn´t there this web controlled stationary gun,
with which you can hunt animals somewhere in america?

Maybe this would also be a good use for it,
it is forbidden for the farmers to kill these monkeys,
but I assume it isn´t forbidden for some anonymous internet user from somewhere in the world

[Blake]

See the problem is, the women are stupid. They think that the monkeys are afraid of the men because of trousers and hats, but it's actually because the men charge at the monkeys hollering and attempting to club them to death with farming implements or brain them with stones.


The Monkey Squad kick back and relax, enjoying the
entertaining antics of the women and monkeys.

[Lancer]

When I grow up I wanna be on the monkey squad.

[Zkribbler]

hee hee hee. It's time to launch gorilla warfare.

[Lancer]

We'll just let the gorilla squad handle that.

[ZEE]

from the OP article
The monkey squad are not very good at scaring away the monkeys