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    Give him a Natty Light in one hand and he would look like any of my South Carolina fishing buddies. Siberia, the Low Country, same thing. With a rebel flag tattoo I think he would be indistinguishable from the good ole boys.
    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #3
      There you go
      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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      • #4
        No hair on his chest?
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #5
          As president of Russia it is important to be aerodynamic

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          • #6


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            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #7
              Silence you, TEH PUTIN deserves his own non happy thread. He will beat you up if given anything less.
              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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              • #8
                "If you can't even spell 'Russain Redneck,' you may be a Russian Redneck."

                "If you spell 'vodka' with a 'W,' you may be a Russian Redneck."

                "If you get snow in your buttcrack while trying to repair your tractor, you may be a Russian Redneck."

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                • #9
                  Don't go near his river or you'll regret it dearly. You've been warned.
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                  Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler
                    "If you can't even spell 'Russain Redneck,' you may be a Russian Redneck."

                    "If you spell 'vodka' with a 'W,' you may be a Russian Redneck."

                    "If you get snow in your buttcrack while trying to repair your tractor, you may be a Russian Redneck."


                    You forgot "If your get your penis set on fire by your live in exwife you might be a Russian Redneck"
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #11
                      Russoon redneck he may be, but I think he could kick ass on any other world leader.

                      We have a macho president gap!

                      If there was ever a time that we needed Ahhnold for pres, it's now!

                      Hey! Arnold could be pres of the US and Austria at the same time, yes? We could use him to combine the thrones.
                      Long time member @ Apolyton
                      Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                      • #12
                        The Hapshamburger Empire?
                        "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                        "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                        "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                        • #13
                          All Hail!
                          Long time member @ Apolyton
                          Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                          • #14
                            Hey! Arnold could be pres of the US and Austria at the same time, yes? We could use him to combine the thrones.
                            An Anschluss is the first turn down a dead end road...
                            "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                            • #15
                              Come on people. Hugo can easily kick Russian Rednecks ass.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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