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I didn't even know the gun was loaded. I was just planning to beat him a bit with it and pretend to shoot to scare him. In fact, I wasn't even aiming at him when it went off. He just ran right in front of it and now he's dead. It's not my fault, right?
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“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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If it is a joke, you're insane to say such a thing.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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I'm not asking for advice. I just want validation for my actions.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Ok. I hereby validate that you're an idiot.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Advise: look at his sigComment
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Originally posted by nostromo
If this is not a joke, delete the post and call you lawyer NOW.
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Thank you, Sloww.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Ok. I hereby validate that you're an idiot.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Re: I just Shot Someone
Did he run faster as you were shooting? He ran faster right? Good, not your fault.Originally posted by DaShi
I didn't even know the gun was loaded. I was just planning to beat him a bit with it and pretend to shoot to scare him. In fact, I wasn't even aiming at him when it went off. He just ran right in front of it and now he's dead. It's not my fault, right?
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama oooh... Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
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No, but it was raining. Are guns supposed to be used in the rain?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Sure, you just shouldn't run in front of them when someone is trying to scare you with it.Originally posted by DaShi
No, but it was raining. Are guns supposed to be used in the rain?I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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I have a call in to Officer Yoshioka. My call will be returned.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Yoshioka is the most bought cop on the force. You should have called Officer Ono.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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