Most Ridiculous Actor For A Federal Agent Ever

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Darius871


You've got to be joking. I know at least half a dozen guys who put on weight after being discharged.

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At age 17 in 1976 or so


As a Federal Police Officer B.I.A.

and last but not least




Working NOT as a field agent and no longer in Military

(Of course this is 28 years past my E.T.S.)

But then again, I could not stand the rigors of the military now anyhoo, thats why I keep my skills honed sharp playing CIV and some shooting games

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Sean Astin played Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger -- short kid, no athletic talent, lousy grades, but ferociously obsessed with getting into and playing football for Notre Dame. Wonderful film. Bring a hankie.

Horrible film, be prepared to roll your eyes a lot . Maybe I'll sound too much like Pekka by slamming the film, but what a wuss. Wow... he got one play at Notre Dame because he really worked hard... and?

The more impressive part is that he translated that into a highly lucrative "inspirational speaking" gig .

[MarkG]

Grandpa, you age well!!

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


Horrible film, be prepared to roll your eyes a lot . Maybe I'll sound too much like Pekka by slamming the film, but what a wuss. Wow... he got one play at Notre Dame because he really worked hard... and?

The more impressive part is that he translated that into a highly lucrative "inspirational speaking" gig .

You must have missed the scene where the groundskeeper was yelling at him, "You're five feet nothin'. You weigh a hundred and nothin'. And you got no talent!" Rudy is an inspiration film because Rudy had no chance of ever making the team. Yet, he kept hammering until he did. And it was two plays.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by MarkG
Grandpa, you age well!!

But I dont feel so

Rode hard and hung up wet

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
You must have missed the scene where the groundskeeper was yelling at him, "You're five feet nothin'. You weigh a hundred and nothin'. And you got no talent!" Rudy is an inspiration film because Rudy had no chance of ever making the team. Yet, he kept hammering until he did. And it was two plays.

Yeah... all that work for 2 plays. That was worth it . Seriously, when my friend and I watched it on TV (after it had been out for a while... I wasn't interested in seeing it when it came out), we laughed at it.

Unintentional comedy at its finest

[Zkribbler]

You probably laughed at 300 as well. "Hey, you Spartan guys lost big time. HA ha!"

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'd probably laugh at 300 if I ever saw it. It looks like utter crap. The trailer tells me to stay away... unless i want a good laugh (or to see how homoerotic it actually is, which is something I've been told by many who saw it).

[SlowwHand]

Rudy was a good movie.

[DanS]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Yeah... all that work for 2 plays. That was worth it .

Of course, considering that it was 2 plays for our lady.

Too bad the real Rudy is a real douchebag, IIUC.

[Straybow]

Why is it hard to believe that a total suck-up could become head of CTU?

[Pekka]

Gramps, that picture of you as a cop is cool, it's like all the characters from Boogie Nights!

Anyway, why do you have all that food in your command center? I mean... that looks mostly sauces and maybe spices. Why? WHY??! It's weird.

Here's an advice. I don't advice you guys to lie in waiver form, but if you do and you get caught, just scream "ALWAYS SPLIT ACES!!" and tear down your passport, run to the bathroom and make yourself a human lock around the toilet. If they start beating you for not surrendering, just twitch your eyes and head and go "John Nash is waiting for me, I'm supposed to meet him soon, we have a meeting arranged, John Nash, numbers, Uuh, YOU NEVER SPLIT 10's!!!" and then spit all over and piss your pants.

This way the waiver thing seems like a small deal. Distraction is the name of the game you see.

[b etor]

'ridiculous' is a great word

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Pekka
Gramps, that picture of you as a cop is cool, it's like all the characters from Boogie Nights!

Thats what I looked like when I was a Male Dancer, which I did for about 3 years in North Carolina.

Anyway, why do you have all that food in your command center? I mean... that looks mostly sauces and maybe spices. Why? WHY??! It's weird.

Not really Pekka, this pic was taken just around the time I had spine surgery last year, it saved on trips back and forth. I was very doped up around this time frame, Demerol,Phenergan and OxyCodone every 4 hours. But I love HOT SAUCE!! on almost everything, from Burgers to Steaks to Fish,chicken and pork, as well as eggs and sausage.

[Grandpa Troll]

This guy pictured in OP was in the movie Memphis Belle, with Matthew Modine and Harry Connick Jr.

Played a geeky belly gunner