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    Balloon ban wipes smile off British clown's face

    A British clown has had the smile wiped off his face after being told he couldn't use balloons in his act because children might be allergic to latex.
    Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions.

    The 47-year-old entertainer, also known as Tony Turner, has previously had to ditch his bubble-making machine because he could not get public liability insurance as companies assessed that youngsters might slip and hurt themselves.

    He said he was also told by one venue he could not twist balloons into the shape of guns for fear of encouraging youngsters to commit violence, although swords were deemed acceptable.

    "At this rate I will have no act left. Things are going from crazy to ridiculous," Baloney, from Sheffield, northern England, was quoted as saying by the Yorkshire Post regional newspaper.

    "This country is going crazy with its political correctness and health and safety issues and it's making us a laughing stock."

    A spokesman for the Tesco supermarket in Leeds where he was due to appear refused to back down: "This is a health and safety issue.

    "We have banned balloons because latex is used in the manufacture of them and this can trigger an allergic reaction in some children. We always have the welfare of children at heart."
    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

    So when our children are forced to live in bubbles, what material will be left to make them out of?
    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

  • #2
    That is so sad.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      The funny thing is all the things that are truly harmful are still allowed. Unless things have changed since I was last in Europe, those children are inhaling large amount of second hand smoke. And of course one of the most dangerous things a human can do will never be made illegal -- driving. Damn all politicians and lawyers.
      EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid Man

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      • #4
        I wonder if clown face paint has lead
        "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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        • #5
          "We always have the welfare of children at heart."

          What about the welfare one gets from happiness, ergo, balloon animals?
          I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Patroklos
            I wonder if clown face paint has lead
            Only if it came from China.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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