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Yeah I'm not doing much today, I can have a day off damn it. I'm not a machine.
Anyway so I've been thinking about pranks. I've watched prank videos so now I'm thinking it's been a LONG time since I've pulled any.
Rules: they have to be public. Not a one man joke. It can be an insider, but you have to get as many people in it as you can, even if it's just to make yourself laugh. They shouldn't be cruel but they can push the limit a bit.
1) start sending false announcements on papers. Like "free iPods to first 100 people who show up at X." Then, you watch as people gather in that place and throw poo on their heads from the roofs, like massive amounts of horse poo. Videotape, laugh, escape.
2) Offer cleaning services, private homes. Go there and take your clothes off. Explain this was a naked cleaning service and the ad was supposed to make it clear. Obviously the paper had screwed up your ad and you'd still like to be compensated at least for the gas money. Leave the house naked. If they start messing with you, just sit on everything nice. If it gets threatning, just run out. Return with the horse poo the next day.
3) Do war driving for open WLAN networks. Once you find one, start snatching packets. Just get the damn e-mail password. Then, clone the MAC address and make sure the person isnt' online when you do this to avoid crashing the segment: start sending e-mails stating that you are coming out of the closet and would like to make out with as many guys or girls as possible to make up for the lost time. When the person finds out what you did, deny everything. Leave drafts to their inbox, so it looks like they made it. Always do them when the person is asleep. Continue doing this as long as it takes them to suspect that they have schizophrenia and their gay other personality is really trying to come out.
What else?
Anyway so I've been thinking about pranks. I've watched prank videos so now I'm thinking it's been a LONG time since I've pulled any.
Rules: they have to be public. Not a one man joke. It can be an insider, but you have to get as many people in it as you can, even if it's just to make yourself laugh. They shouldn't be cruel but they can push the limit a bit.
1) start sending false announcements on papers. Like "free iPods to first 100 people who show up at X." Then, you watch as people gather in that place and throw poo on their heads from the roofs, like massive amounts of horse poo. Videotape, laugh, escape.
2) Offer cleaning services, private homes. Go there and take your clothes off. Explain this was a naked cleaning service and the ad was supposed to make it clear. Obviously the paper had screwed up your ad and you'd still like to be compensated at least for the gas money. Leave the house naked. If they start messing with you, just sit on everything nice. If it gets threatning, just run out. Return with the horse poo the next day.
3) Do war driving for open WLAN networks. Once you find one, start snatching packets. Just get the damn e-mail password. Then, clone the MAC address and make sure the person isnt' online when you do this to avoid crashing the segment: start sending e-mails stating that you are coming out of the closet and would like to make out with as many guys or girls as possible to make up for the lost time. When the person finds out what you did, deny everything. Leave drafts to their inbox, so it looks like they made it. Always do them when the person is asleep. Continue doing this as long as it takes them to suspect that they have schizophrenia and their gay other personality is really trying to come out.
What else?
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