Chewbacca Talk

[Winston]

Oooooaaaaaaaaaarrrr-oink, oink!

[Dracon II]

[Winston]

Eee-aaarr, eee-aaarr. Hrruummppffwwll..

Is that supposed to be Pres. Nixon standing in the front row of the crowd about half-way through the clip?

Also, how can anyone really tell if R2-D2 is faking it or not?

[Combat Ingrid]

http://christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com/

http://chewbaccarave.ytmnd.com/

NSFW

[Dracon II]

Looks a bit like Nixon...

[_BuRjaCi_]

Cochran
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski
Damn it!
Chef
What?
Gerald
He's using the Chewbacca Defense!
Cochran
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.[1]

[Dracon II]

Didn't I see AG Gonzales employ the Chewbacca defense on C-Span recently?

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Dracon II

I don't recall that episode at all.

[Nikolai]

Gggrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaawwwwwwwww.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Re: Chewbacca Talk

Originally posted by Winston
Oooooaaaaaaaaaarrrr-oink, oink!

A Somerset farmer pleasuring his livestock.

[Winston]

Which of course is nobody's business but his own - and Trudy's, I suppose.