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    Brainless civil servant amazes doctors


    A French man whose skull was mostly occupied by a "huge fluid-filled chamber" was able to operate perfectly well as a civil servant - despite having "little more than a thin sheet of actual brain tissue", Reuters reports.

    The 44-year-old's condition was revealed when he went to hospital suffering from mild weakness in his left leg. A probe of his medical history revealed he'd had a shunt inserted into his skull as an infant to relieve hydrocephalus, which was removed when he was 14.
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    Doctors were "amazed" when computed tomography and magnetic resonance imaging scans showed "massive enlargement" of his lateral ventricles, "usually tiny chambers that hold the cerebrospinal fluid that cushions the brain".

    Dr Lionel Feuillet and colleagues at the Universite de la Mediterranee in Marseille explained in a letter to The Lancet: "He was a married father of two children, and worked as a civil servant." Tests revealed the chap's IQ as 75, below average but evidently no impediment to leading a normal life.

    Dr Max Muenke, a paediatric brain defect specialist at the National Human Genome Research Institute, said: "What I find amazing to this day is how the brain can deal with something which you think should not be compatible with life. If something happens very slowly over quite some time, maybe over decades, the different parts of the brain take up functions that would normally be done by the part that is pushed to the side." ®


    I am curious to know what kind of job he had?

    also:


    In this brain scan of a 44-year-old French civil servant, the dark area shows the swollen, fluid-filled space that has crowded his skull, leaving little room for his brain. (Lancet)

    Tiny brain no obstacle to French civil servant
    bleh

  • #2
    Top assistant to Chirac, maybe.
    Statistical anomaly.
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    • #3
      I'm more surpised that he could do his job with an IQ of 75 than that he could function normally without most of his brain.

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      • #4
        The brain is an amazing thing.
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        • #5
          That doesn't speak well of government workers. What's the point of the French Civil Service exam if they let in who nearly qualifies as mentally retarded?
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          • #6
            IQ of 75 is apparently not considered retarded yet. As such, it doesn't say much about government workers.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jon Miller
              IQ of 75 is apparently not considered retarded yet. As such, it doesn't say much about government workers.
              It is considered borderline mentally retarded.
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              • #8
                If only the fluid had surrounded the brain and not the reverse.
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                • #9
                  Maybe he was just working in the mailroom; doing photocopy, sending fax, etc...
                  bleh

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                  • #10
                    Speaking as someone who works in government contracting, I have to ask...people are surprised that a guy with no brain can be a civil servant?
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                    • #11
                      Yeah, I read about this guy the other day. Poor guy. It's a miracle it wasn't discovered earlier though.
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                      • #12
                        I guess his life is over now...

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                        • #13
                          There's no way he can be helped then?
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                          • #14
                            Below IQ of 70 is a learning disability...
                            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                              If only the fluid had surrounded the brain and not the reverse.
                              Nobody?
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