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  • #16
    I approve spreading the gospel message, but people are more likely to listen to you if they know you. Which on this forum will require you posting more then just this thread.

    M
    Jon Miller-
    I AM.CANADIAN
    GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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    • #17
      Thanks!
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Last Conformist
        ~15 years ago, author Peter Nilsson wondered when the first computer would receive the priesthood. Aren't we ready by now?
        Not until they've mastered the fine art of sodomising young kids.
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #19
          The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}
          Politicians have nothing on God when it comes to pandering

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          • #20
            If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.



            thou shalt not pray with a trumpet...

            ...but with a WHISPER.

            or did you skip that part...?
            pieceâ„¢
            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • #21
              I wonder if another religious zealot will come in and start a "my Heaven is better then your Heaven" arguement.
              Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.

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              • #22
                Re: Heaven

                Originally posted by ronald208nc
                Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about Heaven with you?

                The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

                Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

                The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

                God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

                Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven.

                The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

                You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.

                If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

                Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

                If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

                Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area.


                Have a good day,
                Ronald L. Grossi
                RonaldLGrossi@yahoo.com (Use this email address if you have a question.)

                Please share this with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about Heaven before it's too late.

                Some of them may not like the message, but at least you cared enough to share it with them.
                Really? Please tell me more, I am ripe for conversion
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by CrONoS
                  They should be baptize first... Maybe one day; if we succeed to create an A.I with "consciousness"..

                  Maybe the A.I. will ask to be saved and baptize?
                  Methinks another important prerequisite would be a waterproof case as well
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #24


                    New users should visit Teh Pinkie-Flowerie Welcome N00b Thread first, before anything else
                    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                    Middle East!

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                    • #25
                      Punish him for his disobedience, Heresson.
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #26
                        He is enough punished by being a Polytubbie
                        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                        Middle East!

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                        • #27
                          It could be worst, he could be a dead polytubbies moaning at CG.
                          bleh

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                          • #28
                            WTF is CG?
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #29

                              I was about to post a thread telling how to trap a "LordShiva".

                              The first tricks was to say CG in a post.
                              bleh

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                              • #30
                                Post that thread
                                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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