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    Historical Babes thread

    Here's the Venus of Willendorf- one of the oldest surviving representations of female pulchritude.



    Approximately 25,000 years old, she was discovered in 1908, in Austria. Note that she's highly stylised, with that curiously alien head/hair arrangement- showing that mankind's grasp of symbolic abstract concepts is a truly ancient hallmark of our species. The exaggeration of the breasts, belly and vulva draw attention of the fertile aspects of femininity- she's a gloriously sexed-up figurehead for ancient womankind.

    The Venus of Willendorf is immensely important, for the glimpse it gives us into the minds of our Neolithic ancestors.

    And on a less academic level- PHWOAR!
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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    and here's one of the newest!


    lol extra credit for art history class LOL
    [[we learned that carving this stuff wasn't easy.]]
    you can actually see the details IRL. and she has huuuuge fat rolls in the back

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    • #3
      Is that soap?
      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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      • #4
        Soapstone would be my guess
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #5
          i don't use bar soap, but we have a bunch at my house. it was this.

          Edited by Drogue: picture deleted
          Last edited by Drogue; July 19, 2007, 21:04.

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          • #6
            what the hell..... god that's insane, worst thing I've ever see.

            Do you did it on purpose?
            bleh

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            • #7
              NO I DID NOT DO THAT ON PURPOSE. i'm sorry you saw that

              [[saved and uploaded]]
              THAT was what i meant to post.

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              • #8
                bleh

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                • #9
                  What was the pic Drogue deleted?
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #10
                    oh my My! wasn't cool at all

                    A girls in a bath, upside down, his legs between his head, showing with pride her rectum to the camera while having the most powerful diarrhea, I've ever see, all the **** going to his face and bathroom

                    And I'm really serious!
                    bleh

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                    • #11
                      More seriously;

                      @Lazarus. ( maybe I should call you; Ron Jeremy )

                      25 000 years ago... it's impressive! Does it was made before agriculture was practicing?
                      Last edited by CrONoS; July 19, 2007, 23:07.
                      bleh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by cronos_qc
                        oh my My! wasn't cool at all

                        A girls in a bath, upside down, his legs between his head, showing with pride her rectum to the camera while having the most powerful diarrhea, I've ever see, all the **** going to his face and bathroom

                        And I'm really serious!
                        aka tubgirl. :vomit::vomit::vomit:

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                        • #13
                          so the question remains is how did a pic of tubgirl get on there instead of what was intended, mmm?
                          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              Why would you have that pic anyways?
                              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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