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  • Police arrest driver of stalled APC

    ...after an hour and a half long chase in which he destroyed 6 cell phone towers.

    John Robert Patterson, of Dharruk, allegedly led officers for 90 minutes through six western Sydney suburbs as he crashed the privately-owned APC through fences and into mobile phone towers, telecommunication relay sheds and an electrical sub-station.

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    Defence lawyer Ivan Bertoia told the court Patterson claimed, "that certainly he had authority to behave in such a manner".

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    Police arrested Patterson there and later charged him with numerous offences. They include; six counts of malicious damage, break, enter and steal, predatory driving, possession of a prohibited drug, use of a weapon to avoid apprehension and driving in a dangerous manner.




    Hope they get him on that one.

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  • #2
    Good for him. Damn cell phones.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      I'd like to know how I could donate a modest sum in support of this man's defense.

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      • #4
        I know where. Send me the money, and I'll be sure it gets to him
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          You guys are fools. Destruction is fine as long as it suits your emotions?

          Way to be.
          "The nation that controls magnesium controls the universe."

          -Matt Groenig

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          • #6
            Who the Hell are you?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jkp1187
              You guys are fools. Destruction is fine as long as it suits your emotions?

              Way to be.
              QFT. You guys should be ashamed of yourself.
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              • #8
                eh...? is there a DL here or something? did i miss something?

                APC destroying a bunch of stuff? meh...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Colonâ„¢


                  QFT. You guys should be ashamed of yourself.
                  I am SO ashamed.









                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    How exactly did he come to own an APC?
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lorizael
                      How exactly did he come to own an APC?
                      I suspect he maliciously wrecked the army and came to feel pity for it.

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                      • #12
                        Still, not quite a killdozer.
                        "Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - Elok

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lorizael
                          How exactly did he come to own an APC?

                          apcmax.com
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            APC Depot is cheaper.
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              I heard they have a sales circular out.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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