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    Teh Pinkie-Flowerie Welcome N00B Thread

    Welcome, dear n00bs (newcomers to this forum)

    We are delighted to see You here
    We hope You are going to become a precious new addition to this place, a part of teh community

    I'm sure You will notice people here are happy with your advent
    They'll even dance in your honour, and call You DL - Doubly Loved member of our big Apolyton (Poly) family.

    We hope You're going to have fun here

    Remember, CFC kills kitties
    Here, we are all like cuddly little furry creatures
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    I am an old Apolytonite: welcome, my dear newcomers!
    53.45%
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    I am an old Apolytonite: away, You N00BS!!!
    18.97%
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    I am a newcomer, I'm happy to be here
    6.90%
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    I am a newcomer, this place sucks
    3.45%
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    I am a banana
    17.24%
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    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
    Middle East!
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  • #2
    Teh Double Love dance

    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      Smiley overload triggered. System shutdown commences.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cort Haus
        Smiley overload triggered. System shutdown commences.
        Smiley underload, because there's no:
        -frog
        -vomit
        -better crying
        smilies.
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cort Haus
          Smiley overload triggered. System shutdown commences.
          tsss, You'll scare away teh n00bs!!

          oh, and MAD smiley too.
          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
          Middle East!

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          • #6
            Double Loved!

            The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.

            Join Eventis, the land of spam and unspeakable horrors!

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            • #7
              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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              • #8
                Nobody did a happy dance when I first posted here

                Oh well, welcome to all the other n00bs

                (i like smilies too )
                Last edited by Cartimandua; July 13, 2007, 13:47.
                In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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                • #9
                  Welcome, Cartimandua
                  But You're for over a year here, I'm not sure if You're still a n00b... :hmm:
                  "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                  I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                  Middle East!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cartimandua
                    Are you related to Cartman?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Heresson
                      Welcome, Cartimandua
                      But You're for over a year here, I'm not sure if You're still a n00b... :hmm:
                      No, I'm not a n00b at all, I have been around too long and know all of the antics of Poly. Plus I accidentally got addicted so I can't leave like everyone else
                      In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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                      • #12
                        You should try Eventis
                        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                        Middle East!

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                        • #13
                          Plus I accidentally got addicted so I can't leave like everyone else
                          I think this is a very important observation, on the differences between n00bs and non-n00bs.


                          n00bs get insulted and leave.

                          non-n00bs get addicted and can't leave.


                          If we apply this scientifically, it would mean that in reality, all those that left recently, couldn't have possibly been non-n00bs. Therefore - they are n00bs.

                          n00b KH

                          n00b Drake

                          n00b Pekka

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sirotnikov

                            I think this is a very important observation, on the differences between n00bs and non-n00bs.


                            n00bs get insulted and leave.

                            non-n00bs get addicted and can't leave.


                            If we apply this scientifically, it would mean that in reality, all those that left recently, couldn't have possibly been non-n00bs. Therefore - they are n00bs.

                            n00b KH

                            n00b Drake

                            n00b Pekka

                            LOL! What a marvelous deduction! This should be made the official way to tell if someone is worthy of being a non-n00b!
                            In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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                            • #15
                              Oerdin would be very offended that you left him out.

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