lol LOL

[LordShiva]

Client: The document's looking good. I'll look at calendars and schedule the readout for the exec team later this month.
Me: Great. It might be useful to have a pre-final meeting with your team before then, so we can get all your comments in and lock the doc down.
Client: Good idea. I'm pretty open next week and the week after, what works for you guys?
Me: Let me check our calendars. [checks calendars] Oh, there's a Friday the 13th this month.
Client: Oh really? When?
Me:

[KrazyHorse]

Sometimes I think consultants aren't necessary. Then I remember how stupid people are.

[Lorizael]

It might be useful to have a pre-final meeting with your team before then...

Could this sound more Dilbert? You really don't do anything, do you? Also, your client = moron.

[Nikolai]

Long shot: Perhaps(hopefully) he meant when as in what time?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Nikolai
Long shot: Perhaps(hopefully) he meant when as in what time?

Come now, he's not that stupid.

[Nikolai]

So, what's the reason for this stupidity in your opinion? Inbred brat?

[Winston]

-> LOL Forum

Everybody does this sometimes, when caught off guard. To wit, Larry King interviewing George H.W. & Barbara Bush:

KING: [...] Not to be maudlin, but do you know where your resting place will be?

B. BUSH: You bet, and I'd be glad to show it to you.

KING: Where is it?

B. BUSH: It's at College Station.

KING: At the library?

B. BUSH: It's the prettiest place you ever saw.

G. BUSH: Yes, our daughter's already buried there.

KING: The one that died? How old was she?

B. BUSH: Almost four.

G. BUSH: But that was 50-some years ago.

Rather more than in this example though..

[LordShiva]

B. Bush should have said "No, not that one," or something to that effect.

[Spec]

Facinating.

And this year, christmas falls on december 25th!.

Spec.

[Richelieu]

L
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[Nikolai]

Originally posted by Spec
Facinating.

And this year, christmas falls on december 25th!.

Spec.

That would be a first. In Norway at least, as we celebrate Christmas 24th here.

[VetLegion]

Re: lol LOL

Originally posted by LordShiva
Client: The document's looking good. I'll look at calendars and schedule the readout for the exec team later this month.
Me: Great. It might be useful to have a pre-final meeting with your team before then, so we can get all your comments in and lock the doc down.
Client: Good idea. I'm pretty open next week and the week after, what works for you guys?
Me: Let me check our calendars. [checks calendars] Oh, there's a Friday the 13th this month.
Client: Oh really? When?
Me:

From my "Best of Dilbert" folder:

[VetLegion]

This one is also good:

[LordShiva]

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Re: Re: lol LOL

Originally posted by VetLegion
"Best of Dilbert" folder