Tweet
My friends and I went out to my favorite pizza place last night for their late night 2 for 1 pizza deal and to drink some beer. The short story was there was a left over pizza (we bought two and got two free) so I took it home, put it on the counter, and then went to sleep thinking I'd have left overs this morning. Only my roommate's two dogs climbed up on the counter last night and ate the whole damn pizza. There is now sauce on my carpet and chewed up pizza box every where. This is really pissing me off.
-
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate. -
Dogs
Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF -
The thing is he's never here since he got a new girlfriend and his two dogs aren't well trained at all. I grew up in a house which always had a dog but my dad always made sure to consistently train them so that they didn't climb up on counters, didn't get on the furniture, didn't bark much, and followed voice commands. My father really did do a good job of training the dogs we had when I was growing up.
These dogs aren't like that. They're not completely wild but they won't sit on command, they try to run out the door it is left open for more then 2 seconds, and just generally aren't well trained. Why bother getting two dogs if you can't be bothered to train them?Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
-
Well, whatever you do, don't try to kick this roommate out of the house. We all know what happened the last time you tried that.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
-
Put the dogs out back and maybe the coyotes will eat them.
Seriously dude, you're the human. You're supposed to be smart enough to put your pizza in the fridge. If my cats get into the garbage, it's my fault for not taking the garbage out soon enough.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
-
I'm afraid I have to agree with Che.
God gave us fridges because we needed them.
He gave us minds, too.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
-
/me points and laughs at Slowwhand for having to agree with him. "HA ha!"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
-
Pizzas rot pretty quick. The dog could have saved you from food poisoning.Comment
-
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
-
Your fault for leaving the pizza out.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
-
Let me ask this. If we can't count on Oerdin for his pizza presevation views, then what?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
-
So you left pizza on the counter knowing full well the dogs were untrained? Exactly what did you expect to result from that scenario?Comment
-
Re: Damn Dogs.
Originally posted by ColdWizard
So you left pizza on the counter knowing full well the dogs were untrained? Exactly what did you expect to result from that scenario?Originally posted by Oerdin
beer.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
-
Clearly he had a bit more than "some" as stated in the OP.Comment
-
Re: Damn Dogs.
Dang, things could be worse for them.Originally posted by Oerdin
My friends and I went out to my favorite pizza place last night for their late night 2 for 1 pizza deal and to drink some beer. The short story was there was a left over pizza (we bought two and got two free) so I took it home, put it on the counter, and then went to sleep thinking I'd have left overs this morning. Only my roommate's two dogs climbed up on the counter last night and ate the whole damn pizza. There is now sauce on my carpet and chewed up pizza box every where. This is really pissing me off.
Bring home a Coyote Cop and I expect he has ways to find out who planned this, and can also administer some "Negative reinforcement"
Of course, you need them to be picked out of a line up
Attached FilesHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
-
Comment