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  • Global warming caused by lack of pirates. Fact.

    Here is the shocking truth of the inversely-proportional relationship between pirate numbers and global temperatures.



    Shiver me timbers! Or not, these days.

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  • #2
    Oh bugger, I do hate title typos.

    Please, sweet mods...

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    • #3
      That's terrible pirate data.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #4
        17 pirates?
        "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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        • #5
          There are less pirates, but there are more terrorists though. Apparently, their influence of global warming is not identical.
          "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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          • #6
            OMFG! I'm forwarding this to Al Gore. This is an awesome study!
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              There's lots of pirates in the world. This study must have been made by some Westerner who don't know about Asia.
              Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
              I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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              • #8
                Why not lack of dinosaurs?
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  They were the pirates in the olden days... you know, before the last ice age.
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SlowwHand
                    Why not lack of dinosaurs?
                    There were dinosoaurs around in the 18th century?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Nikolai
                      There's lots of pirates in the world. This study must have been made by some Westerner who don't know about Asia.
                      But I bet they don't have parrots on their shoulders and say "Aaaaarrrrggghhhh, Jim Lad!".

                      Those are real pirates.

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                      • #12
                        I have a blue and gold macaw parrot.

                        He says, "Sloww! Sloww! FUKKER!".
                        I attribute it to him having a bad attitude.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Cort Haus


                          But I bet they don't have parrots on their shoulders and say "Aaaaarrrrggghhhh, Jim Lad!".

                          Those are real pirates.
                          Another proof of Western attitude.
                          Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                          I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                          Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                          • #14
                            I am rubber. You are glue.

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                            • #15
                              BTW, everyone talks like a pirate in Somerset. Even the women and children. Or so says Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should go look there if we want to get some answers...
                              Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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