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  • #31
    Originally posted by DinoDoc
    You'd enjoy the story. Haliburton won the war and is now running America.

    Strictly Speaking, Stark Industries won the war. And Tony Stark has cut out the middle man(Federal Employees) and is in charge of pretty much every superhuman in the country.

    And Captain ACLU has been a joke since the mid-eighties, although Brubaker's run has been pretty good.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • #32
      Captain America only made sense as a hero when America was percieved as a 'good guy' nation instead of the current situation.
      "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
      "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
      "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        Could you repeat that in something other than what must be pig latin?
        I could, but then it wouldn't be what it is.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #34
          Captain America? WTF?

          If someone where I live ever tried to create Captain Australia, everyone would just piss themselves laughing and maybe use the comic to wipe their arse with.
          Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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          • #35
            Well there is a Captain Britain and an equivilant symbol for Canada.
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Bkeela
              Captain America? WTF?

              If someone where I live ever tried to create Captain Australia, everyone would just piss themselves laughing and maybe use the comic to wipe their arse with.
              Not if someone had done it during WWII.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Bkeela
                Captain America? WTF?
                Hi! Welcome to 1941.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #38
                  Is there a captain French Canada?
                  I need a foot massage

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                  • #39
                    Captain Australia. That's funny.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Barnabas
                      Is there a captain French Canada?
                      Yes, goes by the name Northstar. He's also a homosexual.
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by DinoDoc
                        Yes, goes by the name Northstar. He's also a homosexual.


                        I need a foot massage

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                        • #42
                          He waxes? Well, of course he does.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc
                            Well there is a Captain Britain and an equivilant symbol for Canada.
                            You mean Guardian? Not really a Captain Canada is he?
                            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Zoid
                              You mean Guardian? Not really a Captain Canada is he?
                              You tell me what he looks like.
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                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Bkeela
                                Captain America? WTF?

                                If someone where I live ever tried to create Captain Australia, everyone would just piss themselves laughing and maybe use the comic to wipe their arse with.
                                Oh?

                                I thought Paul Hogan was Captain Australia.

                                Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                                When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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