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Help me name my computers
It was easy when I just had my desktop, but now I have a desktop, laptop, router, wireless network, smartphone, and soon-to-be DJ rig. I don't want to give them boring names like "desktop," "laptop," "router," etc. What should I use instead?
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF -
Name them after my cats.
Pan (dad, passed on)
Casey (the mom, living with MY mom)
Bogey (my grandson cat)
Sexy (his wife)
Baby Girl (Bogey and Sexy's daughter)Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead -
Name them after ex-lovers.
And be sure to name one of them Lefty (or righty, whatever works)Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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Unfortunately, Lord Shiva has too many computers and not enough ex lovers.
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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As if I remember any of their namesOriginally posted by Ninot
Name them after ex-lovers.
I thought of naming them after my favourite DJs, but then I realised that all my favourite DJs are dudes, and I don't want to name all my stuff after dudes.
"I need to log onto Hernan, play with Hassan, and plug something into Wally."THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Name your alpha computer 'Frankenstein' and use derivatives for the other members of the pack
'bride of Frankenstein'
'Son of of Frankenstein'
'Lesbian daughter of Frankenstein'
etc.Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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Dirt
Dust
Filth
Mud
On such a network, the server must be called Mop.Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
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That's boring; everyone does it.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Name them after your DLs.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Up
Down
Strange
Charm
Bottom
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RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Good suggestions, Dauph: Solver, DanQ, b etor, EyesofNight, Heresson, Dis
Good suggestions, jrabbit. But which one should be Bottom?
Also thinking brands of gin: Beefeater, Tanqueray, Sapphire, Gilbey, Seagram, PlymouthTHEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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