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    It was easy when I just had my desktop, but now I have a desktop, laptop, router, wireless network, smartphone, and soon-to-be DJ rig. I don't want to give them boring names like "desktop," "laptop," "router," etc. What should I use instead?
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    Name them after my cats.


    Pan (dad, passed on)
    Casey (the mom, living with MY mom)
    Bogey (my grandson cat)
    Sexy (his wife)
    Baby Girl (Bogey and Sexy's daughter)
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Name them after ex-lovers.

      And be sure to name one of them Lefty (or righty, whatever works)
      Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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      • #4
        Unfortunately, Lord Shiva has too many computers and not enough ex lovers.
        Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ninot
          Name them after ex-lovers.
          As if I remember any of their names

          I thought of naming them after my favourite DJs, but then I realised that all my favourite DJs are dudes, and I don't want to name all my stuff after dudes.

          "I need to log onto Hernan, play with Hassan, and plug something into Wally."
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            Name your alpha computer 'Frankenstein' and use derivatives for the other members of the pack

            'bride of Frankenstein'
            'Son of of Frankenstein'
            'Lesbian daughter of Frankenstein'

            etc.
            Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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            • #7
              Dirt
              Dust
              Filth
              Mud

              On such a network, the server must be called Mop.
              Solver, WePlayCiv Co-Administrator
              Contact: solver-at-weplayciv-dot-com
              I can kill you whenever I please... but not today. - The Cigarette Smoking Man

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              • #8
                Characters from Greek mythology are a good choice.
                Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                • #9
                  That's boring; everyone does it.
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #10
                    Name them after your DLs.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #11
                      Up
                      Down
                      Strange
                      Charm
                      Bottom
                      Top
                      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                      • #12
                        Good suggestions, Dauph: Solver, DanQ, b etor, EyesofNight, Heresson, Dis

                        Good suggestions, jrabbit. But which one should be Bottom?

                        Also thinking brands of gin: Beefeater, Tanqueray, Sapphire, Gilbey, Seagram, Plymouth
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          Origin
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                          Civ
                          Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                          Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                          • #14
                            Pornstar?

                            Jenna Jameson
                            Tera Patrick
                            Silvia Saint
                            Briana Banks
                            Jenna Jameson
                            bleh

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                            • #15
                              Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Pocahontas, Geromino etc
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