Does Paris Hilton actually look better after a little jail time?

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Az


congratulations on your giant webdick.

Leave him alone. He's making up for his little mathdick

[Kuciwalker]

[bipolarbear]

So how does this affect Paris's ranking in terms of street cred? Is she going to start hanging out with black people and rapping now or what?

[KrazyHorse]

Less thug jokes, more carpet licking jokes.

[bipolarbear]

But rap is the new rock, and thus the more fertile ground to be plowed. Fuzz bumper jokes have been around since before the island of Lesbos was a homo hot spot.

[Dinner]

She hasn't got her daily bukkake for a couple of weeks so she's looking better.

[bipolarbear]

It might be the coat, but she actually looks less waif-ish and more muscular than in the past .

[Heresson]

If it wasn't for that nose, she'd be nice.

[Harovan]

We should collect money for a plastic surgery.

[Dinner]

Google pictures from her teen years and compare to the current pictures. She's had so much plastic surgery that you can't tell it is the same person.

[bipolarbear]

Her hair looked so much better back then
(everything else too)

[Varwnos]

Originally posted by bipolarbear
Her hair looked so much better back then
(everything else too)

Someone turned that kid into a giant bibibo doll!

[Heresson]

OMG she used to be nice

[Elok]

Yes, she does look better. Except she still has that lazy eye...

I don't bother pretending not to follow the Paris Hilton thing. True, she's famous for absolutely nothing (and she does nothing for society), but then it's not like most other celebrities are worth paying attention to either. If we didn't have celebrities we'd obsess over royalty like the Brits. Paris is plutocrat royalty, natural for America.

[Dr Strangelove]

Maybe she should take a concrete vacation every year.