Public Apology

[Cort Haus]

Fair play, Bauzer.

:golf-clapping:

[Caligastia]

Who is this Bauzer character?

[KrazyHorse]

Re: Public Apology

Originally posted by Bauzer
I would like to take this moment to publicly apologize to the entire membership and staff of Apolyton for my inexcusable behavior the past 5 months since my return. i have come to realize that not only have i totally embarrassed myself i have brought dishonor upon my reputation and my name.

from this day forward i am officially retiring as a chat-warrior, a flamer, and an asshat. i am hanging up my "armor" and my "weapon" so to speak. I will no longer flame, troll, or cause trouble or play stupid mind games with anybody. i will also no longer role-play and act in different "characters" or "personalities" toward anybody.

if you want to flame me then flame me. if you want to troll me then troll me. if you want to see me as weak for not responding to your trolls then i guess i am just weak. I have lost my touch. I am not the best. hell im not even very good anymore to be honest. I know some of you will take this opportunity to nail me and embarrass me and rub it in. thats fine. i know i deserve it.

so please just take this as a complete and total apology for every stupid, hurtful, and strange thing i have ever posted. also let me restate that i am now officially retiring as a flamer and troll after 13 years of doing it. i am also going to be posting a lot less that i have been, so for people that dont like me much this is excellent news for you.

again i am sorry. and one more thing...


piece™

I think you have too high an estimate of your ability to hurt the feelings of other people.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

KH brings up a good point. Does anyone actually take seriously anything someone says in this forum?

[Japher]

Bauzer has never offended me.

Apparently, in some parts of California, if you are caught street racing they will not only take your car, but they will smash it in a compactor for you. The other day they did this to some kid and they asked him if he was sorry about what he had done, and he said he was. They then asked if he would do it again, he said he probably would.

Show me.

[KrazyHorse]

Yes. But it takes much more than in real life to truly hit somebody. I simply don't think AAHZ has ever had what it takes. He's a pretty weak poster.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by Caligastia
Who is this Bauzer character?

[Cort Haus]

Re: Re: Public Apology

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I think you have too high an estimate of your ability to hurt the feelings of other people.

This much is true, but at least he's apologised for pretending that his ordnance was effective.

[Az]

Since you've returned? who were you in the first place?

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
KH brings up a good point. Does anyone actually take seriously anything someone says in this forum?

If they hit a nerve, and you are aware of that nerve, then yes.

I would give examples but the examples would not like to be made examples of.

[MOBIUS]

Apology accepted.

But seriously, being comprehensively pwned by me shouldn't be something to be embarrassed about - it's happened to far, far better posters than you...

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by MOBIUS
Apology accepted.

But seriously, being comprehensively pwned by me shouldn't be something to be embarrassed about - it's happened to far, far better posters than you...

My stomach involuntarily lurched as I read that.

[Caligastia]

Bauzer...it sounds a bit like a dog's name, doesn't it? Bowzer...woof! woof!

[Japher]

It's the name of the "cool" guy from Sha Na Na

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Beat you to it.