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    Adil Najam On your left is the picture of the flag of the Czech Republic. On your right is a ‘Check’ (or, rather, checkered flag; often used in car racing. The two should never be confused. Except for the fact that ‘Czech’ is pronounced as ‘check.’ Ordinarily, this should not be a problem. But right […]
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    Czech pleased.


    Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

    ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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    • #3
      Oh dear, they should have checked.

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      • #4

        we pray for the Chech people.
        We love them so much we aren't even bothered to check their flag.

        But there are worse cases. Not small ones, like when Putin or whoever was in Poland, and he was welcomed with czech, not russian, flag. But when our fm went to Tatarstan and twice said how very happy he is he's visiting Kazakhstan...
        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
        Middle East!

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        • #5
          The German flag is frequently used in reference to Belgium. This is not a funny matter.
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          • #6
            Belgian prejudices against teh poor Germans
            "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
            I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
            Middle East!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
              The German flag is frequently used in reference to Belgium. This is not a funny matter.
              Actually I'm always defending you Germans against your alleged lack-of-humour. I'm sure you see the funny side of being confused with Belgians.

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              • #8
                It gives one more reason for french and dutch mocks of Belgium I guess?
                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                Middle East!

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                • #9
                  nm
                  Last edited by SlowwHand; June 18, 2007, 21:05.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                    The German flag is frequently used in reference to Belgium. This is not a funny matter.
                    We USAians have a well known talent for flying the Canadian flag upside down. They don't appreciate it.

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                    • #11
                      Well I am going to czech out of this thread now...
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        The guy buried here is a Czech
                        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                        • #13
                          So are we posting pictures of Czech tombstones now or what is it that I am missing?
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                          • #14
                            That's a big mistake

                            Mixing up similar looking flags is the fault of the country whose flag looks like everyone elses. However, a checkered flag which generally used to end something being mixed up with an entirely different flag is amuzing.
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              Don't abuze the inglish lenguge.
                              Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                              Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                              Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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